#walter lippmann

General Dynamic:

You’re the center of a very chaotic but fiercely loyal mafia harem.

They’re very different men, but they work like parts of the same machine..somehow it just works.

You’re the only one who knows exactly how to calm all of them down, whether it’s Doc’s manic episodes or Iceman’s silent brooding.

Everyone has different ways of showing love. Pianoman is subtle and controlling (in a protective way), Albatross is loud and clingy, Doc is impulsive and weirdly romantic in his own twisted way, Lippmann is possessive and elegant, and Iceman… silently does your laundry and slices fruit for you without saying anything.

Relationship Headcanons:

Sleeping arrangements? Chaotic. You tried a king bed once. Ended up with Doc on the floor, Lippmann wrapped around your waist like a snake, and Albatross snoring on your stomach. Now you rotate sleeping schedules.

Doc likes to randomly say “we should all get married” and you’re never sure if he’s joking or not. He even carries a black ring pop in case the moment arises

Albatross carries your photo in his wallet and in his motorcycle. Brags about you to literally everyone: “Yeah, that’s our girl/babe/queen. She made me coffee once. That’s love.”

Pianoman plays your favorite songs on his grand piano when you’re upset. He never says “I love you” directly—but he’ll burn down entire buildings for you without flinching.

Lippmann buys you luxury clothing and takes you to red carpet events—just so everyone sees you with him. Mafia power couple energy, but multiplied by five.

Iceman doesn’t speak much, but always notices if you’re tired or sad. Hands you a drink, puts on a blanket, or lights your cigarette before you even ask. Touch-starved but loyal as hell.

Protective Tendencies:

If you get hurt?

Doc flips. Not in a healthy way. Pulls out his scalpel and asks who he’s carving up tonight.

Albatross is already halfway to the enemy base with grenades and a Molotov.

Pianoman gets quiet. Orders are given. People disappear.

Lippmann calls in favors from corrupt politicians and media moguls to erase the problem.

Iceman doesn’t say a word. You find him later with blood on his gloves and not a single scratch.

Everyday Domestic Chaos:

You can’t keep snacks in the kitchen. Albatross eats them all at 3 AM.

Doc is banned from cooking after he made “experimental noodles.”

Lippmann insists on picking your outfit for “special evenings.” He has impeccable taste, though.

Pianoman has a custom apartment built where your shared home has soundproof rooms, a music room, a med bay, and a panic room just in case.

Iceman is the only one who remembers to do dishes or fix the broken heater.

Emotional:

Pianoman is good at strategy and keeping the group balanced,he knows who needs attention and when.

They do get jealous sometimes, especially Lippmann and Albatross. But they’ve all made peace with sharing.

You’re the glue. You bring softness into their cruel mafia world.

I'm actually obsessed with him, I've been drawing him so much in my sketchbook as of late

That is a direct Walter Lippmann quote. He wrote that in a love letter.

Women get the job done. (Lippmann as Ada Wong)