🌘Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!🌒

I hate dealing with legal bullshit

I’m done with the legal bullshit

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

Fellas is it trans to get your bones removed

These mosquitos need to stop biting me. If they’re gonna do that then the least they could do would be to be a sexy vampire, which they are most certainly not

I need to work out so I can gain muscle take flex shots like the other hot trans guys I see on my feed

Holy shit I am weaker than I thought

ITS NECK AND NECK WHA FANDOM DO YOU THING

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

I need to work out so I can gain muscle take flex shots like the other hot trans guys I see on my feed

Holy shit I am weaker than I thought