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Archie starred at the lit Nether portal for a good five minutes trying to figure out what the hell it was doing there, as he was trying to make a conclusion to this sudden issue Kritten woke up and tiredly walked over to Archie at the door. “Archie…what are you liking a- ….Archie what the fu-“ “Listen man I don’t know how this got here I just woke up not even twenty minutes ago. I don’t remember making any portals last night…Did you perhaps wanna go back home for something?” Kritten looked at Archie in disbelief at what he said. Kritten? Wanting to go back home to that god awful place where Bungus and Uggub could be roaming any where? Hell no! “Archie- no! I’ve already said that I don’t wanna go back there and for your information THIS is my home! With you!” Archie smiled, “Awwww Kritten!! That was so sweet..! Anyways, if you didn’t do it then who did?” Archie thought for a moment, it could have been Ollie; but Archie knows damn well that he wouldn’t have built the portal right in front of the house. “Kritten,” “Yes Archie?” “Go get my my sword and go grab your cross bow.” Kristen raised a brow, “why?” “Cause…” Archie said, “we’re gonna investigate what going on!”

Kritten froze for a moment while getting his cross bow and looked down nervously, Archie turned to Kritten and asked: “hey man, what’s the matter?” Kritten gulps and replies, “w-well it’s just that…I don’t wanna go back there…” “well then you don’t have to. I’ve managed the Nether on my own won’t of times before, I got this!” “A-are you sure?” “Yes of course! Stay here though and wait for me okay?” “Yes sir!” Archie laughed, “you don’t have to do that every time I tell you to do something you know!” “Just showing you that I respect you my dearest freind…Here’s your sword and good luck!!” “Thank you shortie! Bye!” “Bye!- wait what-?” Kritten sat there confused for a minute, before Ollie made fun of him and Kritten came to the realization that he was in fact three inches shorter than Archie.

Meanwhile Archie ventured through the portal and ended up in a warped forest. At the end of that warped forest though was a edge, said edge led to a 97 block drop down to a large lake of lava. Archie looked at it in amazement but then almost got startled off of the edge when he heard a deep voice from a little ways behind him. Archie turns around to investigate when he sees Bungus, Uggub and some other piglins marching towards the portal the and just came through. He runs toward them, stoping them in their tracks. “STOP!!!” Archie yelled, the piglins looked down at him, Uggub just looked pissed off. “What are you doing illager! Move out of our way!” Bungus said. “No!” Archie spat back, “Move away from the portal! Or else I’ll destroy it!!” “You wouldn’t dare!” “Watch me bitch!”

Archie jumps through the portal and breaks it on the other side. Archie goes back into his house and sits on the he four of breath, he sees Kritten asleep and smiles. “Aww…” he had to admit, he had come to find the piglin kinda cute. His personality, his amazing smarts, it really impressed Archie. Archies train of admiring thoughts was interrupted though when he hears his door break down. “WHERE ARE YOU- Oh there you are~” Thord pins him to the bed putting a knife to his neck. “What the fu- HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE?!” “That doesn’t matter now! I’ve come to kill you!!!”

Just then Kritten wakes up to see what’s going on. He sees pinned by Thord and immediately sees red… “HEY! GET OFF IF HIM!” Kritten try’s to attack Thord but gets pushed back. “DONT! This evil king is gonna die for all that he’s done!” Kristen was confused, Archie looked horrified. “Evil king..? Archie, what is he talking about?” Archie looked at Kritten and then started Thord pissed off. “Thord..don’t you dare..!” Thord snickers, “Come on Archie~ tell your little boyfriend what you did!” “Archie what the hell is going on?!” “Oh so you’re not gonna tell him..? Well I guess I AM then!” “N-!” Archie was tied up and Thord sat down. “You see Kritten…after Archie over here was banished he became a king with a fortress and everything! He made all of us illagers his servants, he wasn’t Exsactly benevolent either… He even made some villagers his slaves! It’s got so bad the only friend he had at the time dropped him!” Archie was in tears and pissed off beyond belief… He was scared of How Kritten may react, he was hoping that even after hearing all of this about him Kritten wouldn’t think of him differently.

When Archie turned to looked at Kritten, Kritten looked at Archie, he asks: “Did you actually do all of that…?” “I-I-“ Kritten looked at Thord angrily, “GET OUT! LEAVE!” Thord leaves chuckling and Kritten and Archie sit in ski center for a moment… Kritten breaks the silence by asking the same question again, “did you really do all of that..?” Archie was nervous and Honestly kinda scared. He didn’t want Kritten, the best friend he had, to think of him any differently and end up loosing him. As Archie was panicking everything stoped when Kritten had hugged him. “H-huh-“ “I don’t blame you for anything…I haven’t done any better trust me, so don’t worry. I’m not mad at you or anything…” “a-are you sure-? I-I did so many bad things-!” “Shhh it’s okay..text me I’m not any better.. it’s one of the reason why I love you so much Archie, we are one in the same..” “what..?”