#lucasolay

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What if you could find highblock keep in game? Like- you would randomly stumble upon an abandoned highblock keep and you could explore it and firey forge? Wouldn’t that be cool? To explore the place for yourself and as you go around you could find a book or smtg that tells the tale of the arch-illager. I like to imagine that after archie was defeated there was still people who admired him and they turned him into a legend. (A Minecraft legend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).

OH! There could also find the orb of dominance hiding somewhere! (I know you finish it off in MCDs end dimension DLC but I think jsut finding the staff and being able to put stuff on it would be great-). Also I know this may sound far fetched but what if we could find Archies crown, get the orb of Domanices staff, and a totem of undying to use in some weird ritual to revive Archie; either to fight him or to help him be better. (But omg could you imagine that being an actual update and players keep on reviving Archie only to kill him again and again so when you finally summon him he just cries and ends up venting to you about how tired he is of being revived over and over gain just to be killed? that would be so damn sad-😭😭)

Yo can y’all imagine of Archie and Kritten met and became friends? They would be exchanging trauma stories like it’s a Pokémon card trade- 💀😭

Archie: Oh yeah! I was ignored and bullied my whole life and one day I got banished out of my tribe and then I was pretty much on my own until I got possessed by this glowing orb thingy and made a bunch of my former abusers/bully’s and villagers my slaves and servants. The orb brainwashed me so much in fact that my entire personality changed pretty much and I became evil and the one friend I ever had dropped me.

Kritten: Oh wow I’m so sorry! Well, I was the advisor of this big jerk named Bungas. He was sweet at first but being at the top got to his head and he started to get skeptical of me Becuase this one guy named Uggub that- let’s be honest probably had a crush on him- tried to get me out of my position by spreading lies about me to Bungus and it led to me getting kicked out of my bastion that I helped Bungus take over btw! Only for Uggub to find me, drag me back, and try to kill me! Yeah they tried to kill me a lot but all in all the story’s pretty funny to me! Haha!

Archie: Oh damn man that sucks- wanna go walk in the woods?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASSKK!!!

Okay so!

Our main boys:

Phineas and Barlis. The main couple of the AU.

Phineas: 8

Barlis: 11. The only time this dude is not talking is when he’s sleeping. He’s the most popular guy in town plus he has a kid so it’s not like he’s ever left alone XD

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Now for our other iconic couple! Liam and Falcon!

Liam: 9. He doesn’t have a set job, he just does stuff around the village and gets paid. So while he does talk a lot, he likes to spend most of his time with Falcon.

Falcon: 1-2. He’s shy, doesn’t talk to many folks, and even then not a lot of people like him. So he mostly just does his job, talk with Liam and Phineas sometimes, and sleeps.

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Philip Lombard and Lily

PL: he is the older brother to Liam and works at the docks, he has a crush on Lily that she isn’t aware of, but everyone else is. He is a 10 when it comes to his social-ness, he’s not as popular as Barlis but definitely up there on the popularity scale.

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Larry and Lucile.

Larry: 6-7. He is the younger brother to Lucile and he tends to the sheep with her. Some people get them confused with their aged sense Larry is taller. Larry also loves pink.

Lucile: 8. She talks more as he handles the business more, she is the big sister to Larry and she talks a fair bit, But mostly stays near her brother.

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Thomas and Barney

Thomas: 7-8. He is the blacksmith of the village and he talks a little bit but keeps to himself most of the time unless he is drunk off his ass at the tavern, to which then he is laughing his ass off with Barlis and Phillip Lombard.

Barney: Barney is a young child and he is Barlis’ kid. His mother left him and Barlis when he was born so Baralis had been taking care of him as a single dad for a long time. He is a solid 6. He talks, but not unless he has to.