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Voltron as things said in my college classes:
Lance: I can never start my day without my early morning victory royale.
Keith: I don’t know numbers, I’m dyslexic.
Pidge: I have never consumed.
Hunk: Shut.............YOUR MOUTH-
Shiro: Sorry I’m late, I dead-ass just didn’t want to come.
Allura: How many Linda Ronstadt posters did you have as a teen?...
Coran: All of them.
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Voltron as some of my snapchat captions
Shiro: the only color I want to see is the black on the inside of my eyelids
Allura, after s6: Geez this Valentine's day is gonna be depressing :)))) at least my brows look good
Hunk: why do cartoons make me cry? Including but not limited to Sing, Coco, Ferdinand, and s7 ep13 of My Little Pony??
Pidge: my favorite game is "reveal to children that what their parents tell them are lies"
Keith, with the Disney logo: I'm Keith, and you're watching my life crumble to pieces
Lance, breaking a Valentine's cookie: this heart broke almost as fast as mine ha
Coran: join the coalition ;)))
Pidge: "..." Shiro: "you literally had one job"
Voltron characters as things ive heard in class
Shiro: *after realizing the printer only prints black and white. And printing a picture that needs vibrant colors* "Time to fucking Kermit" Keith: *walks through the door with a giant box of saltines* "I'm as salty as this whole box and I hate you all" Lance: "My cheekbones are making me cry" Hunk: "what...how could you hate dogs?? You heathen" Pidge: "why did you have to be the fastest sperm" Allura: "I'm surrounded by children. Send help or kill me" Coran: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOGALOO ISN'T A VAILD WORD" Zarkon: "How dare you speak to me this way. I am 5 days older then you, respect me" Haagar: "TALK SHIT GET H- the teacher is right behind me isn't he" Thace: "I'm to good for this shit"
voltron as shit my friends have said
pidge: i once burned an ant with magnifying glass and then burned his friends that came to see his crisp body allura: why do i go to makeup stores if i know i dont have money coran: my beard is like my second mouth, everything that doesn’t make it in first falls down there lance: i wish i was your dog, he gets to see you naked and sleeps in your bed (allura: if you had a gun with only one bullet in it, and you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be?) keith: myself hunk: the hardest thing about petting other people’s dogs in the street is knowing you will eventually have to let go of them shiro: i have to watch over you guys tonight so can you please try not to get drunk and shit in the bath again?
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Voltron as anime weebs (fans) a thread:
Keith: the gore, dark weebo, loves anime like Blood C, Elfen lied, and Shiki, owns a katana and a death note, sometimes reads really fucked up yaoi, loves Psyche Delico
Lance: the shounen pro-weeb, loves Dragon Ball and Hunter x Hunter believes he is a bishounen, really good cosplay, has a thing for strong characters but watched the whole Yuri On Ice!!! Series
Hunk: shokugeki no soma, watches anime at Lance's place, he fucks with Sanji
Pidge: a real otaku, watched all kinds of anime but is into sport anime ATM, loves good old series like Cowboy Bebop and Gundam
Allura: a shoujo bitch, cried with Kimi ni todoke and Say I love you, "have you watched...?"; always gets the second-lead syndrome so is always salty about her failed otps
Shiro: the lowkey-weeboo, like keith he likes gore but is into the sad anime; is one hell of a emotional wreck, cried with kuroshitsuji, relates with Kaneki Ken
