#vodkaoclock

My sister took a bottle of champagne and a bottle of vodka to a friend who recieved their finals results. She said, "If he passed we'll drink champagne to celebrate and vodka to forget about college. If he failed we'll drink vodka to feel better and then our drunk asses will drink champagne to celebrate that he doesn't need to go study for four more years."

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