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Dear Concerned But Critical Admirer,

My master is long since dead, but her methods and teachings remain ingrained in the deepest recesses of my mind and spirit.  I am not, nor have I ever been, my own master or a perpetrator of thievery.

If I seem like the independent sort, it is thanks to the survival instincts I picked up while in the clink.  Show an inch of weakness in that den of wolves, and they will not hesitate to sink their teeth into you.

How ironic that a follower of the Bushido code would become so much more dangerous than any criminal.

Freddy looked towards the human who presented his business card. He vaguely remembered the zoroark whom he presented the business card towards. Right about now Freddy was feeling like a smacked ass. Someone approached him for what might have been a potential customer, and he was closing down the main location. Smacked, was an understatement.

David entered into his office with an arm full of paper work which he had a looming sense of dread about doing. Paper work was always one of the things he never liked to do. And then a young woman splayed out on his desk. His second least favorite thing: dealing with the crazies. This seemed to be reinforced by what the woman is saying. ‘Stray mons’ that was all a false rumor.

“Mam. Whatever your source is, it is quite unreliable. First off I absorb pokemon that are feral or in the wild. None of the mons I have ever eaten had any ID or any sort of social standing.” David just squinted at the woman. “I am doing everything within the law, so not only are you implying I am an unlawful murderer, but you assume no one knows about my abilities.” David made his way to his desk and sat down.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

You mean sin-namon, right? Cuz I’m by no means innocent xD

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. ( far too young lol )

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. ( aforementioned reasoning )

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes. ( if you wanna )