#vivalabam

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johnny ★

- small age gap, not big probaly like he’s three / five years older. but there’s definitely one tho.

- he’s really busy with work and shit obviously, so when you two do go out on little dates there really sweet.

- he would spoil you so much. just buying you a abundance of handbags and band-tees 24/7.

- you would baby him constantly when he gets injured. he acts like he hates it, but he secretly loves it.

- he doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to show extreme pda but he would definitely just be chillin giving you back hugs all the time.

- he gets kinda embarrassed when you watch old jackass episodes of him (like season one-ish)

- calls you sweetheart and doll for sure.

- super sweet to you but also likes to joke around and mess with you.

- like a couple pranks are pulled here and there.

- he denies it but he will binge jersey shore with you all the time.

- you definitely go thrill seeking with him once in a while, like haunted houses and roller coasters.

- i feel like you would be really close with his family?? like his parents, he just kinda trusts you around them.

- he may not be big on cuddling and affection but movie nights are a must have with you two.

- “it’s not even bleeding that much, i’ll be fine, i promise.”

chris ★

- super sweet to you! you definitely go on weekly dates that are super cheesy but romantic.

- calls you baby or angel (:

- takes time out of work or filming to spend time with you.

- just small things like taking a walk around set, or grabbing a quick snack before jeffs on his ass about filming.

- loves to cuddle for sure, he gives off little spoon vibes but i honestly don’t think he is.

- he isn’t afraid of pda but it isn’t anything too graphic. like a kiss once in a while or a hand around your waist.

- in private it’s completely different tho. he is very touchy, whether it be just holding your hand or playing with your hair he’s always got his hands on you.

- you two for sure have a dog or two and call it your child lol

- your relationship definitely seems just very wholesome and innocent (not saying it is tho lmao)

- little bit protective, not in a harmful way he just doesn’t want you to get hurt. sometimes you wanna try out a stunt and he talks you out of it.

- he just hates seeing you hurt ):

- he definitely makes you laugh all the time! your relationship is just full of laughs and jokes.

- “you know, paintballs don’t feel nice. they hurt, and I don’t want you to get pelted with them either.”

dave ★

- you two are super chill with each other and your personality’s just go along so well no matter what.

- doesn’t seem very affectionate but he definitely is. he’ll compliment you on everything or anything he can.

- you guys don’t go out for dates a lot, but you have little at home dates. like movie nights or nice homemade dinners.

- you like watching him do stuff he loves, whether it be stunts or snowboarding if it puts a smile on his face it makes you smile.

- likes to get you random stuff that reminds him of you. like a cd of a band you like or a wildflower that was your favorite color.

- he loves seeing you try to do stunts, he thinks it’s hilarious. until you get hurt, then it’s definitely not funny.

- your not the best at skateboarding, but he definitely loves to see you try.

- babe or hun/honey.

- ok, now for the whole shitting talent. I don’t think it’s the first thing he’d tell you when you start dating, but once you start going on set for jackass you just kinda figure out. im gonna say it wouldn’t bother you and you find it kinda amusing actually.

- you love to baby him in like a jokingly way. unlike with johnny when your unknowingly babying him with dave you would do it to kinda annoy him.

- you’d be good friends with the other cky/jackass guys too.

- whenever you stay in hotels with the guys you encourage them to misbehave and he hates it, although sometimes he’s the one causing trouble lol.

- you basically are just best friends who are dating.

- “bro you just ate shit! but actually are you ok? you hit your head pretty hard.”

ehren ★

- calls you pretty girl or honey definitely

- fucking with him constantly. just always pranking him or teasing him.

- no too big on pda, maybe when he’s drunk but definitely not sober.

- hid your relationship for the longest time. you weren’t friends with anyone else (besides ehren ofc) so it was a few months before anyone figured out.

- going on hikes or walks in the winter all the time!!

- going out with the guys a lot, not really like a double date but kinda lol. just going to bars and restaurants a whole bunch.

- your never really on set when any of his injury’s happen, but your always expecting a phone call for one.

- you just don’t like being on set, it’s kind of intimidating if your being honest.

- you were so close to punching the shit out of tremaine after they pulled ehrens tooth.

- over time I think you would develop a friendship with dave just cuz ehrens pretty close with him.

- you love to draw, and he loves to watch you draw even more <3

- telling you stories about failed stunts or stunts that ended horribly.

- you would never wanna try any of the shit he does. its one of the reasons your never on set, it terrifies you.

- “it’s not even that bad, look honey it’s only a broken rib!”

steveo ★

- before he was clean you definitely had smoke seshs together.

- keeping him out of trouble constantly. if it weren’t for you he would have snapped at his neighbor a long time go.

- giving eachother super shitty half-assed tattoos.

- very public relationship but it isn’t toxic or anything. doesn’t really effect your relationship.

- watching cartoons while absolutely stoned.

- baking together, but not like nice baking. like shitty box cake mix that you both end up over cooking.

- trying to talk him out of doing some of the more questionable stunts.

- tremaine fucking hates you for it too. you definitely aren’t allowed on set too many times.

- just cause you keep him out of trouble doesn’t mean you still don’t have fun with him. there’s definitely been a couple situations where cops were called to a restaurant cause of shit yall we’re doing.

- you tried to pierce his ears once with a ice cube and safety pin. didn’t end well.

- your relationship was very fast moving and you moved in with each other after only a month of dating.

- sometimes you’ll get markers and color in his tattoos just for fun.

- calls you babe or princess for sureee.

- “wasn’t our fault we got kicked out, babe, they just didn’t know what a good time was.”

ryan ★

- I know everyone says this, but he definitely calls you darling. it just suits him so well.

- like chris, he always has his hands on you. even in public he’s always holding your hand, arm around your waist, hand on your thigh, etc.

- so fucking sweet to you. always buying you little gifts.

- actually will shower before seeing you, but sometimes he doesn’t bother.

- fucking with bam 24/7

- you act like a teenage couple that was lovestruck. this includes sneaking away from the guys to go make out or lying about your relationship for a while.

- ryan loves seeing you try stunts, he thinks it’s hilarious. the part where you get injured, not so much.

- farther into your relationship you would definitely move into a apartment with eachother. it would have been at least 9 months into you guys dating tho.

- your relationship started up very fast but was slow paced if that makes sense. you only went on a couple dates before you finally referred to each other as partners but it took you a while to grow used to it.

- going on little library dates that end in you getting kicked out for laughing too loud.

- giving him tons of ideas for new tattoos, just little doodles you’ve done that you think would look cool.

- he loves hearing you talk about your hobbies or interests, he could listen for hours on hours.

- tremaine has officially banned you from set for distracting ryan.

- even tho you hid your relationship for a while literally every one knew you were dating. the heart eyes he gave you was a dead giveaway.

- “go tackle bam right now and I’ll take a shower tonight.”

bam ★

- omg he for sure calls you baby girl or just babe.

- always skating together. even if your not the best at it he loves seeing you try.

- your on set all the time. you love trying stunts with the guys, it’s fun and bam loves doing it with you.

- moved in with you super early in the relationship. you clicked early on and just got along really quickly.

- he would get super fucking shy around you before you started dating. every one knew he liked you but he kept denying it.

- you call him adorable and he hates it, sometimes he kinda like it tho.

- the amount of times april has yelled at you two for making a mess or too much noise….

- neck kisses all the time! he is not afraid of pda whatsoever

- always buying you stuff, he can’t go anywhere without bringing something back for you.

- even if you don’t like the same music you’ll always go to concerts with him for his favorite bands.

- dunn is just always with you guys. pretends to gag anytime bam hugs or kisses you.

- like steveo you guys have a very public relationship. you hate it- bam loves it.

- always telling you about every little detail of his day.

- mf is a little spoon you cannot tell me otherwise.

Eros vs Thanatos: Whoever wins... We lose - Chapter 12 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/i8WkdiUI1R

“‘What are you reading?' Mige asked him.

‘Kiss me at least! We always were good friends— Kiss me for old times' sake…'

‘Dammit, Ville, don't start with that shit again…'

‘What are you talking about? I'm just reading you a poem…'

‘Did Crowley custom write these poems for you?'

‘Well, no, but now that I think of it… he could… yeah, he definitely could…'

‘Judging by the beginning of the poem, I suggest you lift your legs a bit higher and put your head a bit lower,' Mige said. ‘Have you tried reading something about animals?'

‘I have,' Ville said. ‘I found a beautiful article on Galapagos Tortoises, but I never finished it, couldn't make it past the word "breeding".'

‘I see, we've got a serious case here,' Mige said gravely. ‘Alright, keep going, at least I'll know what to prepare myself for.'

‘Kiss me just once! I know this ends— as every sweet thing ends! But— say you are not angry! Ere you pounce, Forgive me!'

‘I'll think about it,' Mige said. ‘Next time I'll give it a really good spin in my head.'

‘You could make me glad to die, I think, if you would only kill me kindly. Just one swift razor-stroke— cut low!'

‘Swift razor-stroke? Cut low? Come on, Ville, I'm sure you came up with this X-rated doggerel by yourself, and now you're trying to abuse my tour-assaulted brain with it, using the name of the old faggot Aleister Crowley as a cover-up,' Mige said.

‘No,' Ville snapped. ‘The old faggot came up with it by himself. So, are you listening, or are you making jokes? If it's all a joke to you, then I'm getting off this fucking bus on the next stop.'

‘I'm listening,' Mige said gloomily, dipping his Oreo in milk. ‘Don't go. Who am I going to mock at in the bleak early morning hours on tour? They are like animals,' Mige said, alluding to their bandmates. ‘They can't even defend themselves. And Lily… You know he's a mute, it would be like hurting Bamby. Have some mercy for those poor creatures.'

‘…and I Would pass the portal happily and blindly. Yes! I would like to think the fountain sprang…'

Oreo with milk spurted out of Mige's nose.

‘For fuck's sake! How can you say such things without a warning!'

‘I should read to you guys more often,' Ville said. ‘Your ignorance is quite outrageous.'

‘No, please, don't,' Mige asked him. ‘I don't want you to spoil Lily for me.'

‘Straight from my throat and slaked your aching thirst, Shot to your hot red heart one red hot pang, Then left you cool and smiling as at first. I give you freely my heart's agony. But oh! oh! speak to me! do speak to me!'