Frognado

some stupid ass boy in my class told me I look like Jane from breaking bad today

it’s kind of scary that 4/6 of my friend’s names start with C

Truly four people im my actual self around

the immediate backpedaling I do when I tell someone I read fanfictions and they think of yaoi is actually insane

Just realized it’s “Pay per view” and not “paper view”

Why are Gen X people so obsessed with talking about how cool their generation is. Gen Z doesn’t do this, boomers don’t do this, millennials don’t do this, just Gen X. “We’re the last generation that could survive without phones” like ok? It’s always some stuff like that, like why are you trying to be tuff

Flamingo and Primus are the only things keeping me sane right now

Just had the realization that I am infact a redneck but it’s chill cuz I listen to good music and hate both political sides equally

him and I literally discuss with each other about how perverted we are but yeah I AM too shy to make a move on him

in art today, some girls duct taped my mouth shut and my hands together and I stayed like that all period and had to walk in the halls like that until my friend noticed me and proceeded to rip the tape off of me. Shoutout to him.