“road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does:

Probably Malia Parker. She spent so many years as a wolf remaining unchanged that she honestly forgets about the real world sometimes.

“I won’t hesitate bitch!”:

this has Ali Ayers written all over it. Like literally this is her whole character from start to finish. She’s impatient, protective, temperamental, I honestly don’t know how she’s still alive.

Fresh avoc a do : what is your favorite take-out?

Merry crisis : what do you like the most during Christmas ?

I never went to oovoo javer : uber, taxi, car, bus, train, walk, skate?

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell : which school subject do you like the most?

Hi welcome to chilli’s : How do you relax?

Adam.. : Do you have a best-friend(s)? If yes what’s your favorite thing abt them?

I don’t know how 2 read : What’s your favorite book?

Wow : Do you have a crush right now?

And they were roommates : Who did you call the most?

Barbecue sauce on my titties : Last time your laughed hard?

I can’t swim : When is your birthday?

Country boy i love you : Biggest shame?

It’s gonna be me : Which song do you blast full volume lately?

I spilt lipstick in your valentino bag : Biggest prank to your mom?

Hurricane doritella : Favorite junk food?

I’m joHN CENA : Can you play any instruments or can you sing?

Look at all those chickens : Do you have any pets? What’s their names?

Chris is that a weed ? : Did you ever smoked?

That’s my opinion : When was your latest fight? And what was the reason?

Who want lasagna : what’s your favorite food?

I won’t hesitate bitch : Do you hate someone?

Can i get a waffle : What’s your favorite desserts?

Where’s the lizard : What’s your favorite myth?

B i c t h : What color do you really want to dye your hair?

Don’t tell mom : Are you planning on getting tattoos/ piercings? which ones?

Is that allowed : Tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid, what was its name? What does it look like?

Marie is that the police : Do you drink alcohol?

Okay : what’s something that made you smile today ?

What the fuck is up kyle : Which social media do you use more?

Woeva threw dat paper ur moms a hoe : Are you close to your parents?

I’m washing me and my clothes : How would you describe your style?

Kumbaya my lord : What’s your opinion about socks ? do you like wearing weird socks ? Do you sleep with it?

Bitch i hope tf you do : Are you the wine mom or vodka aunt?

Stop i could’ve dropped my croissant : Are you easy to scare? If yes, when was the scariest moment?

I don’t get to sleep cause of y’all : Do you sleep on your back side or stomach?

I love you bitch : When do you feel the most confident?

i’m a girafe : If you could be a mythical creature, which would you be?

Zac stop : Are/ were you good in school?

Try me bitch : Tell us something we don’t know about you

It’s pikachu : Latest awkward moment?

That was legitness : What’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

When life gives you lemon : What do you study? /What is your job?

Caterpillar rave : Do you like to party?

Hahaha i do that : How do you take your coffee/ tea?

Boi has his free tacos : Have you ever stole something?

Shawty i don’t mind : What’s your favorite song?

I ain’t get no sleep: what keeps you up at night?

My crippling anxiety.I always have my best story ideas right before I go to sleep so I find myself just laying there and thinking instead of relaxing.

the review are in: i am a Meme

1. i love this vine with every fiber of my being, thanks

2. fun fact: i was in a recorder ensemble from the 4th to 8th grade 

3. the way this is phrased absolutely bodied me. you are incredibly sweet, i harbor no ill will for this spot on vine comparison, and i’ll have u know that i quote this specific vine at my housemates constantly

*hits head to Mario theme music*

Bel Dameron. He’s a bit of a himbo and very impulsive. He just jumps into things without thinking and often doesn’t think of the consequences. Selina calms him down though.

Jesus take the wheel:

Alexandra Prince. But she’s Jesus. Because every time the Legends get themselves into trouble she is the magical solution to all of their problems.

Disgusted, revolted, I dedicate my entire life:

Aaron Winchester when he finds out about Sarah and Ephraim. He hates the fact that his sister is dating an angel and gets all overprotective bro whenever they’re around.

Richie Kyle and Alfie Wayne.

Richie is the goddamn worst because he hasn’t experienced the real world the way Alfie has. He’s kind of like a lost puppy but with the potential and intent to murder. After one of his shenanigans, Alfie honestly feels the urge to scream this at him almost every day.