#victui

“What are you writing?” Yuuri asked, hanging Makkachin’s lead up. The dog in question, shaking snow everywhere, yawned and went over to the comfortable dog bed in the corner.

“I saw online,” Viktor swivelled around, “that there was a lot of planning put into Christmas. They have checklists, Yuuri.”

“What else do we need?”” He was genuinely curious. “We have enough decorations for a lifetime, the food, the, uhm, linens.”

Viktor’s eyes widened.  “What about our invites?”

“Who are we inviting?” Yuuri quirked his head.

“That’s what I’m trying to brainstorm!”

Yuuri wandered over and leant on the back of Viktor’s chair. “Yurio, Yakov, and Lilia will be at nationals.”

Whining, Viktor stared at him. “That’s the problem!”

“Me, you, and Makkachin could have a great time,” he attempted to rationalise, hand supportively on Viktor’s shoulder.

Viktor placed his hand on top of his. “Help me with the list?”

Because I am much trash

Yuuri the vampire 

Everything is the same except Yuuri quit figure skating at around age 21

He got attacked somewhere and turned into a vampire 

Before he learns to control himself, he accidentally uses a mind control type power and ends up getting let into the GPF banquet, where he meets Viktor and becomes a little obsessed 

Yuuri doesn’t like to drink from humans but when he does he apologises for it 50 times before and after 

Guilty about everything vampire Yuuri 

Of course Viktor, when he finds out, thinks it’s the coolest thing ever 

Yuuri flat out refuses to drink from him or turn him because hurting Viktor is the biggest no ever 

Viktor the vampire 

So in this one, slight Buffy reference, I imagine Yuuri being some kind of ‘destined’ slayer, who is resistant to any sort of vampire power 

Viktor is kinda soulless typical at the start, average day, tries to seduce beautiful man (Yuuri) he finds because he likes to ‘play with his food’ 

Awkward Yuuri being resistant to any mind control or pheromones so he manages to slip out before Viktor can really seduce him, leaving his number 

Viktor’s interested so long story short they accidentally start dating like regular people which is weird 

Finally Viktor gets frustrated one day and reveals himself 

Yuuri realises that he’s supposed to kill Viktor 

But before he can Viktor starts critiquing his stake, his holding technique, everything 

“H-how about you just promise not to hurt anybody?” 

Long story short, they accidentally end up in a committed relationship founded on trying and failing to kill each other idk it sounded cute in my head