#venort

Cool dice- (nerd complimentary). Cool socks. Pls tell me about your special interest/hyper fixation.

You know I am currently wearing whimsical compression socks😇.

Normally my special interest is a tv show. Kind of wish we were friends last year when I was watching The X Files for the first time bc I was absolutely obsessed and made it everyone’s problem. Rn I guess it’s Animal Crossing. I got the vacation home expansion pack. I’m in the middle of building a third stone bridge on my island and am trying to dismantle the capitalism Tom Nook has managed to establish on a DESERTED ISLAND🙄. I have a pretty decent home set up with a lil garden that I grow pumpkins in. I have a pet frog and goldfish. I was roped into working at a vacation home company but it’s pretty nice bc I get to do interior design. And I think I’m in a lesbian relationship with a hedgehog named Sable??? Not sure yet.

Cute- basically a real life magical girl. Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to go apeshit? U could fix me.

This is funny bc I’m a hellenic pagan witch so pretty much yeah.

I am exhausted lmfao.

I do but if I commit a felony I’ll lose my SSI🙄. Also funny bc I used to be a legit I Could Fix Him™️ girly rip.

Online- you have many correct opinions. Please touch grass. Not running out of fucks to give any time soon.

Thank you, I know☺️.

No😤, I am known for my vitamin d deficiency. I am hurtling towards my third one as we speak bc who needs bones? Not me.

Lemonheads- just one question. why

Why not, Anon? Why, indeed, not?

Spicy mayo- I appreciate the vibes you give off

1: Scott Pilgrim Michael Cera gives you +1 to all rolls for anything you’ve previously done in a video game.

2: Arrested Development Michael Cera busts out his note block to help you keep time. +2 to any performance checks.

3: Superbad Michael Cera critiques your fake ID, metaphorically speaking. Gain +2 to any deception checks.

4: Lego Batman Movie Michael Cera allows you to climb vertical surfaces at half movement speed and grants +1 each to both athletics and acrobatics.

5: Molly’s Game Michael Cera grants you advantage on any rolls relating to gambling.

6: Juno Michael Cera grants +2 to athletics, because track team.

7: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist Michael Cera provides +2 to investigation. Turns out he learned a thing or two tracking down that Where’s Fluffy? Gig

8: The Is The End Michael Cera is such an asshole that any hostile creatures are forced to target him for their next attack.

9: Year One Michael Cera hunts and/or gathers a meal for the whole party, providing 1d2 rations to all members.

oh man does this hit different post ‘rona 

Fuck Enterprise NX-01 cuz it’s dangerous and I find danger SEXAY

Marry Enterprise D cuz it looks comfy and I like ROUND edges

Quick doodle of Venort, Master of Darkness.

It’s time, for this puppet to play her part

Let’s not forget about the girl in Sora’s heart

Add Xion into the nort-ing group to complete the gang!

I figured since we have Soranort and now Roxanort, how about we add Xionort(?) into the group. All we need is Venort/Ven (?) (I’m so bad at giving names like this...)

Once again thank @chachacharlieco for inspiring me hahaha, I’m now in the depths of the character nort-ing phase

@venort and I fix the DCEU.