#vanja tag

1. yellow submarine by the beatles im so sorry so sorry but I had to be honest. it has nostalgic value for me

literally every photo of vanja makes me more of a gay

Idk I’m v :/ at that bc they’re almost entirely evil and having the quote on quote “evil alien race” be entirely autistic is… yeah. However one alien race that is def completely autistic is alteans

i KNEW someone would have smth to say about it. okay. i don’t like any baked products I don’t do pasta or cake or anything of that I’m aware there is something wrong with me. i understand your feelings . how can I make it up to you

I’m a simple man...A simple bitch...I see a man in a black coat & scarf and I lose my will to live

(I saw the one @synesthete-matt-holt did and thought hey?? Why not I do have three WIPs) You're a King and I'm a Lionheart: - "Lance felt the explosions rumble in the distance. He grinned. Good. Everything was going to plan." - "“Dude, what is going on?” they asked, carefully stepping over a med tech. “You left without any explanation months ago, magically appear in the desert after explosions, ands right now you're holding a long dead hero. What is going on?"" - "She turned to Lance as his telltale footsteps approached her. They looked at each other for a moment, before each launched forward for a hug." Unnamed Black Paladin Lance Fic: - "Keith choked back a sob, then another, but the next one wracked his body and he was falling forward. He let the tears and cries fall free, shouting and cursing the world, the universe, Zarkon, Shiro. He didn’t care about the others being witness to his pain, he didn’t even think about it, drowning in his grief." - "Lance stiffened as his teammates seemed to disappear, and everything around him turned into glowing shades of purple and black. A deep, distressed roar sounded in his head, and though she was so different from Blue he could understand her perfectly." - ""Tell the Red Cub he doesn’t have to lead."" s2e8 Rewrite: - "“Exactly!” He leaned in, Pidge’s excitement was obviously contagious. “And, it could take on any shape, like, I don't know, maybe a cube? Or an elongated heptagon! Oh! Or maybe even a Möbius strip! How cool would that be?”" - "Shiro paused for a beat. “We haven’t yet severed Zarkon’s link with the Black Lion, and we don’t know if my arm has a tracking device or not, so we both need to stay here.” He pushed the now confused Lance out of his personal space. “And the Red Lion can withstand the heat from that sun.” He turned his head towards the Red Paladin, then looked back at Lance. “Which is why he’ll be taking you in Red.”" - "Keith felt the pressure recede from his back as the Galra stood up. Keith followed, rubbing his sore arm and looking up at the Blade’s leader helplessly. He heard Lance step over, and the two of them stared at each other silently for a moment. Lance gazed into Keith’s eyes, searching for answers, but Keith could only plead with him silently. Finally, Lance steeled himself and turned back to Kolivan."

pidge, harshly pulling lance aside: we need to get rid of the damn cow

and i mean. whenever i imagine modern au i imagine it happening in delaware by default bc that’s a place i know?? so i’m pretty sure they’d be able to keep a micropig in that instance :0