Apr 3
finally reread an old fic of mine. i need to throw rocks at them
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finally reread an old fic of mine. i need to throw rocks at them
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Had a vision
Vampire Barty and illegal surgeon Evan
Barty catching all sorts of creatures for Evan to dissect, drinking their blood leaving Evan with clearer corpses.
meet cute Evan repeatedly finding bloodless corpses, Barty’s victims, perfect for him to cut open and stalk Barty to have them fresher and faster but is caught and yada yada yada
anyways brainroting so hard
“You have to invite me inside,” Barty said quietly.
“No way. Just leave me here,” James said defiantly, attempting to wiggle out of Barty’s arms before a sharp pain ran through his arm and he yelped.
“James, I can help heal you but I need to get you inside where others can’t hurt you. I’m not kidding, I can hear at least four of them that have tracked us here. You’re like a fucking pie sitting on an open kitchen window.”
“Please stop comparing me to food.”
“Then invite me inside, you absolute asshole,” Barty growled and James heard the snap of a twig from the yard.
“James? Stay awake, ah fuck,” Barty’s voice was low and gravelly as he kneeled in front of him.
“Barty?”
“This much blood is going to attract every vampire in the state. What the fuck were you doing out this late walking by a nest I know you know about?” Barty asked angrily before lifting each of James’ wrists to his mouth and swiping his tongue on each of the bleeding cuts.
“Why are you licking me? I don’t think there’s much left.”
“I’m sealing the bites you idiot so you won’t continue to bleed out. Did they get you anywhere else?
“Neck,” James said softly and he thought he heard Barty growl in response, and he felt his fingers slide down his neck gently before pulling back the neck of his t-shirt.
“Shoulder, actually,” Barty corrected him, sounding slightly relieved before he dipped his head and licked the final bite. James shuttered, and it was probably the loss of blood but he thought how he’d quite like to feel Barty’s tongue there again, among other places.
“Thank you,” he muttered, closing his eyes. The lightheadedness had stopped but the whole experience had been draining.
“You’re welcome. That lasts for about twenty-four hours, so you know if you slam your foot in a door or something you’ll heal right away, but uh… Don’t die.”
“Don’t die?” James asked, opening his eyes again as he raised an eyebrow at the vampire.
Barty looked at him sheepishly, “Well… If you die while it’s still in your system you’ll come back as one of us, and I know how much you hate us.”
James glared at him, “So you didn’t feel like you should’ve told me that before I drank your blood?” Barty shrugged and let his hand fall away from where he’d still been idly playing with James’ hair.
“Slipped my mind I guess.”
“You’re unbelievable.”
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“So… So, what? You were just going to sit around and wait for me to offer you my blood again?”
“Nah,” Barty mumbled, and his voice had started to sound thick with sleep.
“Then what were you waiting for?”
Barty shrugged his shoulders, “Dunno. I thought maybe I’d eventually die of starvation. At least that might make you happy.”
Sorry if I've already posted this before. Honestly, I can't remember the last time I ate, let alone what I've already shared on Tumblr.
Barty grunted, staggering backward as he gripped the stake with one hand and pressed on his stomach above it with the other. Still seeing red, James pressed the trigger again, landing the next stake in Barty’s thigh. And again, sinking one into his shoulder. “Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!” James screamed, watching Barty’s horror-struck face wince as he shouted. “You don’t get to do this to me!” Tears streamed down James’ face as he dropped to his knees, throwing the stake launcher to the side before wrapping his arms around himself.
Vampire AU & Human Harry
Barty: Pick a card, any card.
Harry: Alright then.
Barty:
Barty: “Any card” did not include my credit card, kindly give it back.
Harry: You said any card!
Barty: Anything but my credit card!
Harry: Well maybe don't give me a loophole.
Barty: You shouldn't have used the loophole anyway!
Harry: Don't include it if you don't want me to use it!
Barty: Tom! tell him to give me my credit card back!
Tom: ... I don't get paid enough for this.