#usererror

GO MY RAREPAIR!!! GO GO GO!!!

just a couple of quick sketches.... dreamswap dream (named angel) and usererror sass (named encrypt)

thoughts on usererror, an offshoot of playertale:

Two tired parents and their problematic son

[do not use without permission]

Original under the cut

And in another world,

You told me it was okay.

That nothing is forever,

And we’re a lot like the same.

And in another world,

We’d known each other all our lives.

We’d graduated together,

And came from the same orphanage.

And in another world,

You told me I was beautiful.

That I was the prettiest thing you’d seen,

The most lovely creation yet.

And in another world,

We were on the same side.

Just trying to survive,

Trying not to fight.

And in another world,

Those thoughts are careless and fleeting.

For it matters not when you entered my life,

@guest-1337-detecter

OHHHHHHHH IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED FOR GUEST IM JUMPING AROUND EVRRYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

houuuuu boy. Yeah. Oookkaaaayyyy. GO MY SLOP!

Basics:

Born on Dec. 8th, 1960

58 years old upon being forsaken (very late 2018)

he/they, but doesn’t mind any pronouns

bisexual, aspec, and cismasc

Absolutely ate his veggies growing up (6’2”/6.7st)

Undoubtedly autistic

Relationships with other survivors:

He’s pretty neutral about most of the survivors, seeing them as teammates and acquaintances. They like calling the other survivors ‘soldier’; it reminds him of home and what they fight for. 7n7 was the first person to ask about that, and Guest told him: “It’s something special. Signifies the importance of your bond with another person. Which, inarguably, those bonds are the most beautiful things the world has to offer. It reminds me of what and who I fought for. The love for my family, the love for families that didn’t get to be together, and the love for families that will be able to be together. I like love. I like including others in my love. Calling them ‘soldier’ is just one way of many that I can do that.“

They slightly dislike Chance, but it’s not for any malicious reason. Chance just genuinely confuses him a lot. They think he’s hard to predict in battle and even harder to assess socially.

Somewhat related to the above, Guest is very accustomed to binary social boxes. It isn’t in any xenophobic way, it’s just what he’s used to and finds reliable for understanding things. Chance is “an extrovert with the anxiety of an introvert” according to Guest, and he doesn’t fully grasp the idea of someone being an ambivert, nor the idea that introversion and social anxiety aren’t exclusive concepts to each other.

They sympathize a lot with 7n7’s fatherly paranoia. 7n7 was always afraid of something bad happening to c00lkidd because they were exploiters, and Guest felt similarly about his daughter’s safety for being half guest. 

Guest particularly enjoys 7n7’s company.

Since 7n7 doesn’t really know how to cook, Guest gladly shows him introductory level recipes. 

Noob helped restore the damaged and faded parts of Guest’s photograph of his family. They’re incredibly thankful and, despite Noob saying it was just a favour, Guest was insistent on establishing an IOU.

Relationships with the killers:

They don’t have any particular thoughts about Slasher/Jason. However, he also doesn’t know that Slasher is a bacon.

The first time Guest went up against c00lkidd, they immediately recognized him as a child and was one of three survivors to initially recognize that. His first couple rounds against c00lkidd were their worst performance-wise because he just couldn’t bring themself to do much other than block direct attacks and meatshield other survivors. He had a full-on nervous breakdown after their first match against c00lkidd and kept pacing around the cabin, repeating “he’s just a kid.” He had this breakdown because it reminded them of when bacon terrorists came after him as a child.

They feel very sorry for John Doe. 

Special 1x1x1x1 section:

Guest used to hate 1x because he thought she hurt others for the sole sake of causing pain.

It wasn’t until a lot of close-quarters combat that he started to learn more about them as a person.

After a while, Guest started to sympathize with 1x. Or, at least understand the logic he used to justify hurting so many other people.

Sometimes the Spectre will host games with multiple killers. After one of these rounds, where the killers were 1x and c00lkidd, Guest won as LMS. Weirdly, though, they didn’t return to their respective areas. After half an hour of waiting, Guest looked around for a medkit to patch up c00lkidd. They felt guilty for standing around and not helping the kid. Since 1x has a soft spot for c00lkidd, she started developing a small sense of respect for Guest. A little later, 1x found a Bloxy Cola to give c00lkidd while they waited for the Spectre to do something to take them to their cabins. The three were alone for hours until the Spectre finally decided to send them to their sanctioned spaces. The Spectre was interested to see what’d happen by setting up a situation like this and eventually got bored, but Guest and 1x were now seeing completely different sides of each other.

As more and more games happened, Guest and 1x started developing complicated soft spots for each other. 

After a while, the Spectre decided to make the two camps able to access each other, just to see what would happen. Surprisingly, the survivors and killers quickly came to an agreement that they wouldn’t fight unless they were in the games.

This led to Guest and 1x/c00lkidd seeing each other much more frequently.

Guest started playing a parental role to c00lkidd.

Guest regularly sneaks away from the survivor's camp to visit 1x. He knows it's stupid, but they’d rather endanger himself than scare or potentially trigger the other survivors.

The two started to date in secret. They kept it down low because 1x didn’t want to be talked about anywhere near Shedletsky, and Guest was already cautious about his race around the other survivors, and they didn’t want to risk anything. He also didn’t want to potentially trigger the survivors by bringing 1x over. However, they feel incredibly guilty, both about keeping a secret, and feeling like he’s betraying Daisy. Some of that is internalized homophobia.

1x hugs Guest around the waist during the few times they cuddle so that she can hear his heartbeat.

Guest is the first person to have believed the things 1x experienced with Shedletsky and the first person to have had a response other than “you deserved it” about what 1x experienced in the Banlands.

Guest likes be carried bridal style by 1x.

Guest and 1x like to draw together. It's healing and comforting for the both of them. 

Guest thinks 1x is actually very kind. He could talk essays about the rare kind of kindness she has.

Miscellaneous:

Prefers “Guest” over “Guest 1337” because it feels more casual to exclude the numbers, but at the end of the day, he’s fine either way, just as long as they aren’t referred to as 1337 alone. It was a common racial aggression to refer to guests by exclusively their number ID.

He finds beds and mattresses incredibly uncomfortable, preferring to sleep on the floor, at cost of morning soreness, pain, and joint stiffness.

Their favourite food is corn.

In his opinion, if they weren’t so valuable as a sentinel, then he’d be a support.

They’re a non-masking, blunt, & monotone autist with high empathy.

He sleeps between 0100 and 0600, typically taking a 2-3 hour nap at 1200 or 1300. 

They’re afraid of fireworks and flashing lights.

He is profoundly deaf.