it takes regulus 934582394 crushes on boys to realize he's pan but he clocks literally everyone else and sometimes before they clock themselves
uncle alphard to baby regulus: and this is my really really good friend :)
baby regulus: !
baby regulus: uncle alphie i didnt know boys could marry boys
uncle alphard: what? ahahaha no we're just really really--- okay fine. but u cant tell anyone
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sirius: oh and thats remus
regulus: !!
remus: why is that small child staring me down ?
regulus: r u gonna marry my brother
remus: WHAT
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but also
regulus, staring at some hufflepuff in his year: i bet his lips would taste nice. huh maybe i really want new chapstick :)


















