Sep 19, 2024
reminding myself once again that PG Wodehouse was quite possibly asexual and that most of his characters are semi-repulsed by sex as a concept
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reminding myself once again that PG Wodehouse was quite possibly asexual and that most of his characters are semi-repulsed by sex as a concept
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If you have read a book by PG Wodehouse, then you are missing out on who could very possibly be The Best English Author to every lift their pen
was inspired by that shakespeare post because now i'm curious
how many of P.G. Wodehouse's novels have you read
none
1-5
5-10
10-15 (there r 15 in the jeeves series including the popular shorts collections)
20-30
30-50
50-71
I've read everything (novels, plays, lyrics, poems, screenplays, nonfiction)
I write for madameulalie.org
message me if you're number 8 or 9. also pls rb and tag with more info i want to hear which ones <3
edit: The audiobooks count as long as they aren’t shortened to within an inch of their life!
Followed you, anyone who is deeply dippy about Plum is my sort of mutual. Now you have me imagining a millennial Ukridge investing in bitcoin.
I'm pleasantly stunned by the amount of Wodehouse appreciation on this site! Sure, I'll write you some Ukridge
Bertram “Bertie” Wooster, writing stories about Jeeves: My man is a genius. The most brilliant chap I’ve ever known. I would probably die without him. We have our little spats, and he’s got a rummy sort of schadenfreude in the soul, if that is the word I want, but my life with him is so pleasant that it’s all worthwhile. I am also passionately in love with him
James “Corky” Corcoran, writing stories about Ukridge: My best friend is literally the most annoying person alive. Can’t stand his dumb ass. Every problem I have ever had in my life is his fault. There is no interaction I come out of with Ukridge in which my wallet, my belongings, and my pride are intact. It is usually all three. I am also passionately in love with him
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ukridge did What to jeeves and wooster 😳😳
Modern Wodehouse (or "Jeeves get iPad")
-Ukridge canceled
-Jeeves briefly wrenched from Bertie's employment when the startup he was hired through goes belly up
-Spode super-canceled
-Ten women go viral for exposing "Tuppy from London"
-Stiffy dumps Stinker for refusing to try pegging. (Bertie: Trying jeggings, did she say? JEEVES: No, sir. BERTIE: Ah. Speaking of jeggings-- JEEVES: No, sir.) Jeeves eventually reveals a Bible verse that convinces Stinker pegging can be a god-honoring experience
-Ukridge re-canceled
-Lady Constance furious with entire younger Threepwood generation after finding their groupchat where they have a running tournament to see who can bait her into saying the most unhinged thing about Mr BaXtEr
-Mr Mulliner and the Oldest Member have competing 132-part TikTok stories
- Stilton threatens Bertie's life for saying "all coppers are blighters"
-Rodney Spelvin gives up on his Timothy Bobbin poetry after entering a charity livestream of Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
-Ukridge debuts 4th, uncanceled alt account; Corky exposes him to Gawker
-George Cyril Wellbeloved accuses Psmith of cosplaying socialism and Psmith deflects by explaining polyamory to him
-Lady Constance takes Lord Emsworth's iPad away because he won't stop looking at his livestream of the Empress sleeping
-Sir Roderick Glossop recommends Bertie LSD, first combatively and later as a friend. Jeeves starts quoting Reefer Madness around the home ("It has been observed that if you do drugs, sir, you go to Hell before you die." "And who observed that, Jeeves?" "The late Captain Lou Albano, sir, speaking in his capacity as Super Mario.")
-Rosie M. Banks writes billionaire CEO Marine shifter omegaverse HEA romance; Lady Constance considers inviting her to Blandings but then actually picks up a book and is immensely disturbed by their taboo themes of marrying poor people
-Aunt Dahlia was really into the DIY zine scene and refuses to take Milady's Boudoir digital
-Bingo in hot water after throwing little Algernon's iPad into the fireplace over a Baby Shark incident
-Literally everyone assumes Baxter and Lady Constance are having an affair, but finally Julia hires someone to hack their Facebook DMs, and it's just the driest, most autistically formal exchanges any two human beings have ever produced and Julia is like 😑 Connie... only you would pick a man so stuffy that neither of you even thinks of having an affair in the middle of your affair
Coming towards me at her best pace was a small hen. I recognised her immediately. It was the disagreeable, sardonic-looking bird which Ukridge, on the strength of an alleged similarity of profile to his wife's nearest relative, had christened Aunt Elizabeth. A Bolshevist hen, always at the bottom of any disturbance in the fowl-run, a bird which ate its head off daily at our expense and bit the hands which fed it by resolutely declining to lay a single egg.
Love Among the Chickens -- PG Wodehouse