#tydeus

happy fathers’ day to our local god stabber and his papa

Every time I thought, “okay, let’s add some blood beside his mouth to make him look more badly wounded,” and then add it, then remove it, and say to myself, “No, Tydeus, stop eating human organs.”

i know wikipedia is simply referring to variant myths, but something about the phrasing is making me feel like i'm in the late hours of a party and someone lounging on the couch is drunkenly relating various rumours they've heard about a messy bitch we haven't seen in a while

then i thought: i will fix this

Diomedes, the fatherless hero of the Iliad, Louise Pratt

Diomedes walks in on Tydeus