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man, it is hard to keep up with a literature heavy community when I am more of a maths person lol everytime I read a deep analyses I can't help but think "damn, I would never be able to write and analize stuff like that"

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Another Hermes-Peitho marriage?
“In addition to the above cases we know of places where 'Peitho' is used as an epithet to define the particular aspect of Aphrodite to which appeal is being made: Pharsalos, Knidos and Mytilene. In the last-mentioned city we have inscriptional evidence for a cult association between 'Aphrodite Peitho' and Hermes. This certainly does not contradict the idea that the context is erotic: at Peace 456 Aristophanes' Trygaios prays to 'Hermes, the Charites, the Horai, Aphrodite and Pothos'; and Plutarch (praec. coni. 138c-d) links Hermes, Aphrodite, Peitho and the Charites when describing the love between man and wife. However, bearing in mind Plutarch's words, we might guess that it was a marriage cult that linked 'Aphrodite Peitho' and Hermes at Mytilene. If so, this is importantly different from Peitho's role at, say, Olynthos, where she is associated with love outside marriage. As we shall see later, this is one of the most significant ambivalences of peitho.”
- R. G. A. Buxton. Persuasion in Greek Tragedy : A Study of Peitho. Cambridge Cambridgeshire ; New York, Cambridge University Press, 1982.
It’s possible that Nonnus — or a previous author that inspired him — thought of the cult of Aphrodite-Peitho and Hermes (worshipping them as a couple wasn’t uncommon at all!) and decided to shorten it to just Peitho and Hermes
For no reason whatsoever...
Non suspicious poll, don't worry bout it
Aphrodite x Hera x Zeus
Aphrodite x Adonis × Ares
Aphrodite x Peitho x Hermes
Aphrodite x Poseidon x Nerites
okay so far these are the top 2 (I am surprised with how well Aphrodite x Hera x Zeus is doing lmao, I was expecting it to have like ~3% of votes) in a very unserious light I am thinking of ship names for these throuples
I'll call Adonis x Ares x Aphrodite Adoresdite as a little play with their names and the idea of Adonis and Ares 'adoring aphrodite' (they are hair 2 main lovers I had to do it)
Ik that people call Hera x Zeus Zera, Hera's name but with a Z for Zeus swapping the H, very straight foward. Aphrodite got another name called Kythereia because there is a version of her birth myth where she emerged on the island of Kythera. Kyt-Hera. Kyt-Zera. Kytzera. Genius
I don't really have an idea about the other two ships names, I usually just smash the names of the people involved together but nothing that I can think about sounds good lol
-Judgement of Paris
Aphrodite... girl.. WHAT IS THAT THAT YOU ARE WEARING
LMFAO WHAT IS THIS, why is she going burrito style to a beauty contest??? 😭😭✋
Alternate reality where Hera wins the golden apple? 🤔
I enjoy examining Judgement of Paris vases like this. Hera almost always holds the apple or is the first of the goddesses to speak to Paris. Presumably, in the Cypria or perhaps an influential play, it included a scene of Hera confronting Paris and holding the apple, and telling him all the reasons it should belong to her. Meanwhile, behind her, Aphrodite and Athena converse about something.
Or perhaps she made a point of telling him that the golden apples were hers by right of marriage and gift of the Earth, and that Eris had stolen them from her garden; while Aphrodite and Athena scheme how they could win instead.
I think the former case makes more sense, though the latter is more entertaining.
Hera is first to advance 530-515 BC. Take notice of how relatively indistinct the goddesses are. Other than Athena’s helm, they’re almost indistinguishable.
Hera holds the apple 470 BC. We start to see some of their symbols take form, like Athena’s aegis and Hera’s lotus staff.
Hera clutches the apple 450 BC. Hera is crowned, unlike the other goddesses.
Hera holds out her phiale (offering plate) 360-320 BC. Hera is crowned and veiled, with most of the iconic features being present.
And then ofc the one OP cited, which seemingly locates the judgement in Argos rather than Troy, since this vase (365-350 BC) was clearly modeling Hera off of Polyclitus’ statue (420~ BC). Cuckoo stave, elaborate throne, footstool, and lotus base make that clear enough. This might even literally be set within the Argive Heraion.
The possibility of the winged goddess being Nike, though, does support your idea of this being an AU, maybe a comedy. Maybe the idea is that the statue of Hera came to life and accepted the apple, and that that could be part of the joke.
Here is a modern reconstruction of what her statue may have looked like, given all the scattered information we have on it:
(My only nitpick is that, given the vase shown above, we can assume that her cuckoo had its wings outstretched rather than relaxed)
Gasp I wonder if the pomegranate she holds on her statue being mistaken for an apple had anything to do with it. It would probably have been made of gold, too
Adding onto this the pasage of greek antholog 9 where Aphrodite beefs with Athena over her statue holding an apple
§ 9.576 NICARCHUS On a Statue of Athena holding an Apple. Aphrodite speaks Trito-born maiden, why dost thou vex me now by grasping in thy hand my prize of which thou hast robbed me. Thou rememberest how formerly, amid the rocks of Ida, Paris pronounced me fairest, not thee. Thine are the spear and shield, but mine is the apple. For the apple that old war was surely enough.
These three never left Troy
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Anyways, all the more reason as to why Hera is the best option out of the three. Maybe if Hera had won Aphrodite and Athena would be mad but not THAT mad, and IF they decide to exert revenge they would probably be more discrete about it cuz I don't think either of them would even dare to punch Hera on her boobs the way Athena punches Aphrodite's in the iliad lol
Also if Hera was chosen that would force Athena and Aphrodite to work together, and if we were lucky that would mean that those two would spend more time arguing then successfully scheming together. Hera is their common friend kakakakaka. Aphrodite would also probably be forced to hold back a little bit because of Aeneas and his prophecy.

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When your wedding is so lit that the singer ends up aphonic
“On the same mountain [Mount Oeta], Hesperus is said to be worshipped. Hesperus is said to have loved Hymenaeus, a handsome youth. Hymenaeus is reported to have lost his voice while singing at the wedding of Ariadne and Father Liber. From his name, wedding ceremonies are said to have received their designation.”
- Servius, Commentary on Virgil’s Eclogues 8.30
The best way to defeat Helios (the sun) is to toss iron at it. FE fusion emits less energy then it consumes which would cause the gravitational force to overcome the gas pressure, making the star colapse on it's own mass.
Anyways thats why I hc that Helios is alergic to iron
Nerites and Aphrodite meeting again at one of Poseidon's parties :
Hesperus
It’s the Star-Planet Guuyyyy!! (Well one of em lol) it’s planet Venus!
I have ramble rambles but that’s for a ramble post. Focus. Design.
I based him on the paintings of him, giving him very curly locks that’s I love. He’s depicted as a youth but I gave him a lil beard cuz… well cuz (I make too many clean shaven guys because I suck at beards and mustaches and drawing dudes, so I gotta work on something)
His skin is based on Venus, but also on marble as that’s what planet Venus reminded me of when looking at photos lol. It also makes him otherworldly which I like (and he can have pops of color this way too because of Eos, his mom, being Dawn)
Because he’s out in space, he has pretty small wings. They’re big enough to him to get around so he doesn’t make em bigger. (He can’t fly when on Earth because of it tho lolol)
Don’t mind his edgy phase, I’ll get around to it lmaoo
Venus atmosphere is so pretty, it really does look like a marble but it also reminds me of a pearl, which is fitting since it is Aphrodite's planet kskssksks
When your boyfriend—who’s way smaller than you—can pick you up bridal-style, no-diff

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I accidentally gave Hesperus gender fuckery. Huh.
Ah well, anyways, go my genderfluid.
Hell yeah, hit all of them with the gender fuckery bean. Tbh that's totally fair lol, it's not like planets have gender anyways
Also there are some art of him from ~1700 where he appears as a woman!
Description: Hesperus following the chariot of Apollo, and two putti in an inscribed compartment Black and white chalk, on green-grey paper
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I think he also wouldn't mind pronouns like it/its either considering that that's how Astronomers reefer to the planet ksksksks
Swans and Geese are perfect animals to associate Aphrodite now that I think abt it
Connections to land? Can walk on it, usually found roaming on soft grass
Connections to the sea? They can swim (Or float?)
Connections to the sky? They're birds
Swans are a pretty well known symbol of love and they're very elegant animals, while Geese are Mother Nature's wrath incarnate, unforgiving and ruthless just like love
I like to think that Aphrodite's geese are like those old lady's dogs. They are perfectly well behaved and clingy to her and only her, anyone else they WILL be running after, hissing, honking
just a girl and her giant goose (this beast is basically a dinosaur)
For no reason whatsoever...
Non suspicious poll, don't worry bout it
Aphrodite x Hera x Zeus
Aphrodite x Adonis × Ares
Aphrodite x Peitho x Hermes
Aphrodite x Poseidon x Nerites
cannotttt stop giggling at this cowroid inscribed with the throne name of thutmose ii with perhaps the silliest little scarab hieroglyph ive ever seen
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sophocles fr. 941 (unattributed) incredibly interesting in regards to ovid Met. book 5:
ὦ παῖδες, ἥ τοι Κύπρις οὐ Κύπρις μόνον, ἀλλ’ ἐστὶ πολλῶν ὀνομάτων ἐπώνυμος. ἔστιν μὲν Ἅιδης, ἔστι δ’ ἄφθιτος βίος, ἔστιν δὲ λύσσα μανιάς, ἔστι δ’ ἵμερος ἄκρατος, ἔστ’ οἰμωγμός. ἐν κείνηι τὸ πᾶν5 σπουδαῖον, ἡσυχαῖον, ἐς βίαν ἄγον. ἐντήκεται γὰρ †πλευμόνων†17 ὅσοις ἔνι ψυχή· τίς οὐχὶ τῆσδε τῆς θεοῦ πόρος; εἰσέρχεται μὲν ἰχθύων πλωτῶι γένει, ἔνεστι δ’ ἐν χέρσου τετρασκελεῖ γονῆι,10 νωμᾶι δ’ ἐν οἰωνοῖσι †τοὐκείνης πτερόν.†18 < > ἐν θηρσίν, ἐν βροτοῖσιν, ἐν θεοῖς ἄνω. τίν’ οὐ παλαίουσ’ ἐς τρὶς ἐκβάλλει θεῶν; εἴ μοι θέμις – θέμις δὲ τἀληθῆ λέγειν – Διὸς τυραννεῖ πλευμόνων, ἄνευ δορός,15 ἄνευ σιδήρου· πάντα τοι συντέμνεται Κύπρις τὰ θνητῶν καὶ θεῶν βουλεύματα. Maidens, the Cyprian is not the Cyprian alone, but is called by many names. She is death, she is immortal life, she is raving madness, she is unmixed desire, she is lamentation; in her is all activity, all tranquillity, all that leads to violence. For she sinks into the vitals of all that have life; where is there not a pathway for this goddess? She enters into the swimming race of fishes, she resides within the four-legged brood upon dry land, and her wing ranges among birds. [Lacuna] . . . among beasts, among humans, among the gods above. Which of the gods does she not fight and vanquish?1 If it is proper for me – and it is – to tell the truth, she rules over the heart of Zeus, without spear, without iron. All the plans of mortals and gods are cut short by the Cyprian.

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Aphrodite vs stuff Hera actually said to her before asking a favour (aka my one sided Aphrodite x Hera propaganda)
They call me mister inconsistent artstyle
SAPO SAPO SAPO
I WANNA YAP AND RAMBLE AND PRATTLE SO BAAAAAD but I've forced myself to take a full break from tumblr for at least four days...
And I decided I wanna make another design for a God I love, only to be full of the inscrutiating urge to... prattle...
Because oooooooo. OOOOOOO THE THINGS I WANNA SAY; I WANNA SAY SO BAD
AND IT INVOLVES APHRODITE
I CANT
(sorry I needed an outlet lol)
...anyway my first post back is purely about other artists' artwork of this deity as I go insane...
MOON!! HAI! UIWSVTYGWISJKWGH MOON YK THAT I WANT TO HEAR (well read..) ANYTHING U HAVE TO SAY! I find your rambles so delightful to read, you characterizes everyone so well and it just makes me want to squeeze all the juice off your posts and drink it. or maybe just bite your posts by the neck and consume them vampire style. ALSO APHRODITE hi hello that's my trigger word lmao, now I REALLY want to read it u cant just be like that, the suspense will kill me. WHO IS THIS DEITY TELL ME EVERYTHING AND TELL ME ABOUT HOW IT INVOLVES APHRODITE PLS