#twunkichi

so Twunkichi, what kind of situation can i put him in today?...... *gasp-* STUNT ARTIST!

hear me out hear me out hear me out! Kokichi's little adrenaline-junky chaos-loving hardmode-playing strategic ass getting paid to fling himself into danger with great precision is perfect enclosure enrichment for him. forget putting him in a situation, people pay him to put himself in a wide variety of situations so their actors don't fucking die on set

so that saiouma fluff yeah? i like to imagine Shuichi thrives off touch, no matter how much you hug his he still needs more, i also love twunkichi

hows about some Kokichi picking up Shuichi constantly. Kokichi enjoys it mostly for the squeaks and yips of surprise that Shuichi does in response, and Shuichi enjoys it cause- while he does get spooked when Kokichi sneaks up behind him- he loves it when Kokichi holds him. mutually beneficial, Shuichi gets snuggles and Kokichi gets funny Shuichi noises

so i love saioum opposites, i love Shuichi being a bit destructive, i love Twunkichi. fucking Firefighter Kokichi au.

think about it; au where Kokichi is a firefighter- be it ultimates or adults- and Shuichi has mild pyromanic tendancies because pretty fire makes his stress go down.

i can have my Kokichi being a twunk and cary Shuichi because firefighters are hella strong, Shuichi can play with fire and kinda draw Kokichi's attention to with said habit contrasting his usual shyness, and they can bond over their too far too much knowlage about fire and burning materials.

i love me some Twunkichi and i think it'd be funny if he was like, really serious about fitness. He pretends he lounges around all day and claims he forces his subordinates to do everything for him, but he always stays active and has a regular exercise routine. And when i say geek, i don't mean the Fitness Bro "eat healthy, stay skinny, gain muscles" way, i mean he's literally a geek about the science behind it.

This boy knows all the different ways to keep fit, and how drasrically different fitness can look between various people. The only thing he'd ever universally recomend is regualr stretching because the body needs to regularly move and that's a good way to do it, he'd never suggest anything else to people without knowing their needs and restrictions first. He wants to shove straight protien powder down the throats of Gym/Fitness Bros™ who do that to people.

best part is he rarely tells anyone about his fitness knowlage and life unless they specifically ask, so alot of people just assume he's lazy as fuck.

honestly i have no fucking clue what to do for this one.

i do hc Kokichi can bake and cook while Shuichi can't, so maybe Kokichi works as a bakery that Shuichi frequents and flirts with him alot when he shows up

maybe Kokichi lowkey asks Shuichi out by offering to teach him how to bake, and he flirts with Shuichi a crap ton- both while asking and during the date

maybe also some twunkichi for spice cause instead of using a mixer to mix and kneed dough he does it by hand, and Shuichi is forced to sit there and gay panic while he watches Kokichi work the dough with his sleeves rolled up

maybe Kokichi is doing it on purpose and absolutly teases the shit out of Shuichi over it, offering to show him how to kneed it

maybe even more gay panic as Kokichi is physically super close to Shuichi and it is not helping him calm down about the twunkichi reveal

ik Kokichi is more of an actor, but i think it'd be so much fun if both he and Shuichi were tech kids and Kokichi works on set.

Shuichi, this poor running crew memeber, has to sit and watch from his station as this cute guy uses his surprising strength to shove and pick up set peices during shows. What's worse is Kokichi already loves to flirt with Shuichi whenever he can, so when Kokichi catches Shuichi staring he makes sure to tease him a bit about it the next chance he gets. Shuichi feels like he's in both heaven and hell, and Kokichi is amused by the cute running crew emo who in his (very frequently stated) opinion is too good looking to be hidden back stage.

imagine how terrifying that would be to the circuts and gangs who are already terrifyed of them individually

Shuichi's known as the most feared and ruthless biker in Japan, having his guarddog gang and terrorizing his racing opponents. Kokichi is known as a rarely defeated champion of both his own circut and any cross circut competitions he signs up for. Granted both takes are over-exaggerated rumor fuled dumpsterfires, but to everyone but the duo themselves it's all they know about them

no one knows 90% of accidents in Shuichi's races are simply accidents he let people give him credit for so he could avoid getting seen as easy prey, and his "guarddogs" had to be talked into actually listening to him instead of just doing things all willy nilly in his name cause they thought he was cool. No one realizes Kokichi refuses to play dirty even when fighting someone who does play dirty, he only really wants a fun clean fight and that's what he gets. Neither are bloodthristy like they're made out to be, but they don't really try to stop to rumors cause they tend to be useful in warding off real trouble they don't want to tussle with.

Imagine being someone in their crime circles finding out these two got together, only ever hearing the rumors about how cold and bloodthirsty they are, never hearing a thing about how harmless they truely are. That's a horrific thought really, they'd seem like the world's most fucked up power couple to everyone in the circuts and gangs.

Their names run blood cold seperatly, but together they make hearts completly stop. no one wants to get on either's bad side now, lest both come for their head.

truely comical when you know these two are really the biggest dorks to ever dork, and they like to snuggle up with a fuzzy blanket and some tea, making fun of bad Hallmark movies together and telling cringeworthy jokes as a date. Or that Shuichi is extra clingly and will pout when his Mocha needs to stop snuggling and do stuff. Or how Kokichi loves to burn a hole in his wallet buying things to give to Shuichi cause they reminded him of his beloved Shumai and he couldn't just not get him it.