#teela

since masters of the universe only made around 80m (!) with an utterly perverse 200m+ budget, someone aptly tweeted they marketed the film to the wrong aka 'pronouns make the world end!!' crowd and it's so obvious 💀 movie companies have lost the plot. cockblocking all the fun and wasting resources like crazy wtf we can't do this anymore. the og 1987 movie only needed 22 million to make a wholesome cult classic with a hot hero, what are we doing. because e.g. what do you mean adam driver made his own star wars movie fanfic plot and disney rejected it even if everyone screams they will pay to see it ten times in a row. what do you mean they wanted to cover up nicholas galitzine and he had to say no the point of he-man is he's naked and a parody of masculinity that appeals to bisexuals like even with jared leto's evil russell brand-ish ass involved how could you land nicholas galitzine with the manosphere/republican/incel/grifter/conservative/male supremacy/tin foil hat demographic 😭 one tweet said that they would be printing money - instead of the moana slop making billions - if they advertised it to a wide lgbt and straight female audience because on paper this has all the right ingredients as we see above. why is no one turning up to see it when the campaign has been wide-spread and we haven't had any he-man material in cinemas for ages. plus so many actors are chopped or meh while nicholas is perfect eye candy for everyone. i get why they wanted to appeal to the muscle gym folk but why do they want to make galitzine palatable to anti-woke people who aren't exactly famous for liking vocally pro-gay actors or going barbenheimer mode, literally as we saw with the sydney sweeney boxing movie flop. and he-man is by mattel, you NEED to pull the barbenheimer fans. golden opportunity and missed cultural moment. he-man's thighs looking great is all we have now i guess (the tables have turned, amazon mgm wanted maga to love this as an alpha male thing, now it's women, gays and bis objectifying a silly little blonde man with a short twirling skirt on twitter i'm crying)

bonus meme: the immaculate pronoun/foreshadowing joke going over their head 😭