#two-year-old

Kylie Jenner Buys Two-Year-Old Daughter Stormi A $200,000 Pony

Stormi Webster has her own little pony. Kylie Jenner dropped $200,000 on a pony named Frozen for her two-year-old daughter Stormi.

The show jumping gelding from the Netherlands is 17 years old and will have to be in quarantine for 14-days before it takes up residence in a barn near Jenner’s home in Calabasas,” the Daily Mail reported.

Breeder Stal Wilten wrote on an Instagram post Thursday,…

I can’t believe that you are already two years old! I have always rolled my eyes at people who say the days are long, but the years are short, and yet, I fully understand what they mean now.

This last year has been challenging in a lot of ways, but it has also been a lot of fun. You are developing such a big personality, and I love seeing the different things that you discover every single day. You are so happy (most of the time), and you are smarter than I probably was at that age! 😉

You love The Wiggles, playing on my iPad, wearing your stethoscope around the house (please, please, please let that be a sign of your future career…ha!). You love your “bubba,” as you call Koopa, and you really love being outside…when the weather permits!

You know some of your letters and colors, and it always makes me laugh to hear you say them! You also love to wave at cars that go by Grammy and Pop’s house. You sometimes will even shout at cars when we are driving!

You’re going through a little bit of a picky eating phase right now, and you insist on being fed, which isn’t always convenient, but we’ll keep doing if it’s what helps you to eat!

You love all of your family, but you’re definitely Pop Pop’s girl! No one else even exists when he’s around! I never had that relationship growing up, so it’s really sweet to see how much you love him. It’s also really sweet to see my dad – the same one that many of my friends were scared of when I was growing up – become such a softie around you! Even your uncle, who never really liked kids, has a soft spot for you!

Little girl, I don’t think you’ll ever know how much your daddy and I love you. At least, you won’t until you have kids, if you choose to have them. Sometimes I just stare at you, awed that we created this wonderful little person and wondering how we functioned without you!

A lot of people have told me that we’re entering “the terrible twos,” but I disagree. Sure, there are going to be tough days, but that’s only because your brain and your body are growing and sometimes you can’t figure out how you’re feeling or how to tell us what you want. We’ll get through it. We always have and always will. That’s what chocolate and extra snuggles are for, right?

So, to our sweet, smart, silly, sassy, brave, beautiful baby girl, we wish you a happy birthday. We can’t wait to see how you’ll change and grow this year!

Love,

Daddy, Mama, and Bubba 😉

Harley is now a two-year-old. I honestly can’t even wrap my head around it. I mean, I can, but I can’t. On the one hand, I look at old pictures of my little monkey and I hardly even recognize that squishy face. She has lengthened and grown and become a real little girl, capable of so much more than I ever thought a two-year-old could do. On the other hand, she is still my baby, my tiny human who…

Arguing with a two-year-old child is like arguing with a drunk. They both babble and slur their words. They both have seemingly impaired vision. And they both stumble and fall over their own feet and spill their drinks all over the floor.

It always amazes me how fast Madeline learns, but parenting is a beautiful and frustrating experience. Do all children have a selective memory and selective hearing? The child can remember 36.5 hours later when you promised to give her chocolate or to buy a toy, but a minute after you tell her not to put anything in the toilet, she has her dancing dog toy balanced precariously over the potty. “Pee pee, Daddy!” “No, baby. Your animatronic dog does not have to pee pee, and I told you to stay away from the potty with your toys!”

“Chotate (Chocolate), daddy!” *face palm*

Speaking of learning, our daughter goes to Kindermusik. Forget the gym, just go to Kindermusik. It is up and down, wiggling like a worm on the floor, and hopping on one foot. The other day I took Madeline to Kindermusik by myself. Five minutes into the class, she asks for her paci. I say no and she loses it. For the next fifteen minutes she is in the floor crying. (Sounds like somebody who has had too much to drink to me.) We finally calmed down and finished Kindermusik, and I knew that it had been a total waste of time. But then she surprised me.

A few weeks later she says, “Better go round,” and circles her finger inside her palm. Children are learning and listening even when they are in the floor pitching a hissy fit.

A friend of mine always told me that the best part of parenting for her was watching the little one experiencing the small things of life for the first time. When something surprises Madeline, she says, “Oooooooooooo, whatsat!”

Why do we, with the miraculous things we have experienced, look at life as boring and dull. We could take a tip from our little ones and look at the world through fresh eyes every day.