give-grian-rights is a hermitshipper
Hold that thought
Thinking of how Grian is a meow meow and Taurtis is a bark bark. Perfect for each other, but what about Sam? What is he?
In Tokyo Soul âDragon Ball Z!!â #37 with timestamp 20:15, Grian says that Sam is his dog and Sam lists all the things he does as a dog with a suit and all agree (including UnstoppableLuck) that Sam is a dog. Does this mean Sam is a bark bark?
We need to look further in
Back in Yandere Highschool when they were still in the small town, everyone called him nicknames such as Bunny Boy, Carrot Boy, My Beloved Rabbit, Mario, Ruler of the Universe Boy (I was reading the wiki for the nicknames and accidentally put this in, this is when their classmate Igbar got possessed by Cthulhu and told Sam that he was gonna destroy the world at the end), and Disappointment from probably Grian one time. Does this also mean he might be a bun bun? Will he be replacing Chris Pratt in the new Super Mario movie? Or will he cause another world reset? But we sure know heâs a disappointment with his harsh crimes of playing Roblox in his downhill due to not giving us his credit card info when he got Robux
But letâs look more further in
Yandere Highschool reveals once more that in the small Halloween Arc, Sam is wearing satan horns and tail with red hot sauce eye contacts (the red hot sauce contacts isnât canon in this, itâs from his old Winnie the Pooh series where he wore the same outfit and had that excuse for his red eyes, this time itâs because of the exhaustion of Yuki hunting him down after the Prom Arc and havenât felt peace ever since) as a costume but reveals in âHalloween Special!â #2 of the small arc in timestamp 4:20 of when Grian pulls the tail that itâs real. And Grian laughed about it. How sussy of him. And in the same episode in timestamp 7:25 itâs also revealed that Sam is the tallest, which is sus. Does this mean Sam is satan? Satan sounds pretty tall and probably the only being that wants his lover to fight someone in the streets
Come further down with me
The series packs so much lore for Disappointment, especially in âBring Your Dad to Schoolâ #76 where Kazoo PapĂĄ (itâs Grian but since they killed Yukiâs real father in a dumpster they had to improvise so Yuki and Taurtis wouldnât find out, also itâs revealed that Karu (Yukiâs father) is Taurtisâ âsonâ but itâs fake yet Taurtis still believes it due to his parenting abandonment issues in a young age in another series called Yandere) saw Samâs father for the first time and quote â..didnât even know Sam had a dadâŚ. I assumed he sort of hatched out of the ocean or something..â and Sam also says he has a tail but tucks it between his legs. Rabbit tails are usually small and cannot go down that far, especially when itâs revealed in Tokyo Soul âI hate Jason!â #12 in timestamp 13:41 when ShipCaptainSion asked Sam and Grian if they have booty treasure but misread it as Grian said âWell Samâs got the finest booty in this entire storeâ and was ordered by Sam to slap it after. And due to how they reacted, it seems like the trio all have nice asses. Now back to the tail being tucked in, it might as well be a fish tail from the curve of the ass being too big for a normal rabbit tail to actually be tucked in between the legs. And Sam at a young age does seem to like baths, and even fake drowning to get some ladies attention, not even actually drowning
But what about that time in Tokyo Soul âThe Dark Lord Cthulhu!â #38 in timestamp 0:00 where he gave birth to a raw chicken in the boys bathroom and named it after Grianâs real name, Charlie? Who knows, but we do know Grian likes the name with no reason
In conclusion, Sam could be any type of animal. He could be a bark bark, a bun bun, a gup gup, or satan himself. Or maybe a milf chicken.
And whatever you do, donât give him a carrot. Mario isnât safe, none of us are safe. The Samgladiator lore is intense and we didnât even talk about the time were he poisoned his crush
