Daniel: I'm seeing someone. Not romantically, just at the foot of my bed when i wake up at night

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Daniel: I'm seeing someone. Not romantically, just at the foot of my bed when i wake up at night

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Patron Saints of One-Way Trips
Iron Lung Convict x Cosmic Entity Reader
Summary:
An unexpected encounter means you bring a new friend to your realm.
Author's Note:
Yes, it's finally happening. It's the Laika drabble. Everybody, calm down. Stay calm.
I got... so many requests for this, I think there's at least three sat in my ask box that I haven't answered (as of writing this author's note). Just know if you sent in an ask about Reader finding Laika, then this is for you. You know who you are xD
This is set an undisclosed amount of time after reader's last trip out of the realm, which ended Not Great, I didn't specify how long it had been, but it has been AWHILE.
Divider by @/dividers-are-us
Series Masterlist
Content Warnings/Tags:
Spoilers for Iron Lung (but you knew that), gender neutral reader, no use of Y/N, Reader POV, fluff, comfort minimal hurt, mentions of animal endangerment, Convict gets the dog everyone wants him to get so badly, unspecified relationship between Reader and Simon, can be platonic or romantic
Photo credit to Adamross Williams
Some LU headcannons:
I like the headcanon that Time always knows what time it is, down to the second. This makes him the most punctual
Legend, Warriors, and Four are also very punctual
Hyrule is least punctual - his timekeeping skills extend as far as "day" and "not-day"
Wild is a mixed bag for punctuality. His slate shows the time, but he has a tendency to get distracted or forget to check the slate
Wind is second best at telling what time it is (all that time navigating by the sky will do that), but he encounters two main issues re: Island Time
1) Most of the people on the Great Sea split the day into twelve even hours like much of Medieval Europe did. Doesn't matter that the hours get longer or shorter each day, sunrise to sunset is always twelve hours
2) He forgets that not everyone runs on abouts, and if they're meeting at 3 he's supposed to be there at 3, not about 3 (multiple times he's shown up at the meeting point 20 minutes late and was very confused why everyone was so worried)
When Four splits, Green and Blue are both incredibly punctual. Vio's usually on time, but occasionally gets caught up in his reading. Red is almost always late, and is the main reason that Four doesn't have Warriors and Legend beat
Time is decent at cooking, but he has two major flaws: 1) if he's actually following the recipe, he has a tendency to follow cook and bake times exactly, which occasionally leads to things being over- or under-done, or just not as good as it could be and 2) he often does that dad thing where he skims the instructions, goes "yeah, I've got it", and proceeds to not got it
Wild can tell if something has enough salt just by smelling it. This is useful when the thing in question shouldn't be taste-tested (like raw meat)
Since turning into a rabbit, Legend isn't big on eating meat anymore (though he'll still do it as long as it's not rabbit meat)
After gaining his mer transformation, Legend also constantly has a minor craving for seafood, especially raw fish
Due to the nature of being a hero on a quest, most of the chain is familiar with eating barely-edible things just to get by. Warriors, who was forced to eat war-time rations but never really went hungry, is horrified to hear the shared stories of catching bugs and lizards for dinner
Polyglots of the group include Legend (fluent in the main language of every county he's visited), Wild (fluent in every language in Hyrule - Zora, Gerudo, Goron, and Rito - also possibly learned languages of important neighboring countries pre-Calamity, though whether he remembers those is less clear), and Wind (sea travel and trade is great at spreading languages).
Twilight natively speaks either a heavily-regionalised version of Hylian, or a Creole (mix of Hylian and Old Ordonian). He has to be careful not to fall into slang/creole words that the rest won't know.
Time natively speaks Kokiri (common headcanon, but I enjoy it)
Four isn't fluent in anything, but he knows a lot of words from a smattering of languages. He mostly learned from books (thanks Vio), so his pronunciation sucks
Sky learned a traveller's pidgin down on the surface, since it'd been long enough that they spoke differently from Skyloft, but it's not that far from his own language
Hylian is Hyrule's second language, his first being Calatian (semi-canon, it's in the manga)
Warriors is the odd man out. He never got the chance to learn other languages, even if he'd like to. At best, he'd be able to recognise the languages, from hearing them about the city, but he doesn't know what they're saying
Generally, everyone who knows another language also knows the sign version, except:
Wild's Gorons and Ritos don't really have sign, so they use Hylian Standard instead
There are fewer signed languages than spoken across the Great Sea, but Wind is semi-fluent in at least 3
Kokiri doesn't have a signed version, and Four didn't find books on foreign sign (also, it's hard to learn from a book)
Ordon Village sign is completely different from Hylian Standard, so Twilight knows both
who am I allowed to be?

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My iron lung theory is that the wire was actually broken when the sub got spun around like a towel in a blood filled washing machine and/or Simon whacking it(justifed) to shut it up. Not a hallucination, it really broke…
So how did it get reattached?
The blood in the climax is almost helpful in the places it grows, like the x over the button to keep the camera on when the tape all fell off( because the blood loves you and will help you breathe and will not save you)
So i think the blood regrew the wires to the radio, like the nervous system of the ship. ( our brains conduct electricity, so it could grow appropriate carriers) It fixed it see? You can talk to the command, since you liked talking to us. Since you don’t want to be alone down here. Maybe you can bring more things like you down here( light like an anglerfish lure)
Tldr: blood fixed the wires after they broke, isn’t that neat simon?
Nobody talk to me about teenage Florian.
Aphrodite after I make my 100th self-deprecating joke of the day:
I'm so sorry, Aphrodite