fuck it, murph PCs ranked from most to least likely to be asexual (for a ranking of zac PCs, go here)
riz gukgak. canonically asexual. more asexual than i am and that's saying something.
kugrash. victim of 80s comphet. is a rat who is for sure gay. i would have no trouble at all believing he is also asexual and has simply always had bigger problems than figuring that out
cody walsh. deeply queer to me in ways that suggest asexuality is well within reach.
prince gerard. could honestly go either way
maxwell gotch. might be ace, but more likely just a repressed homosexual who hasnt yet discovered fantasy grindr.
big barry syx. i believe, in my heart, that big barry syx fucks.
sir theobald gumbar. canonically fucks. also canonically a sub but that's neither here nor there
