#tsst

Tsst! Tsst is one of my favorite episodes in the show--and to be honest, Liane and Eric's relationship is one of my favorites to think about in general, so I really, really wanted to make something for it. It ended up as sort of a psychological horror-style movie poster, which I posted for Halloween on Twitter, haha. A bit more info below!

Season 10, Episode 7, Tsst

Craig tells Cartman he hates him.

some funfacts about him are:

* His voice claim is Mikoto Kayano. since Mikoto is voiced by Natsuki Hanae, he'd share a voice actor with Riddle.

* him being a gemini is an accidental inside joke on him being a DID system with two alters...

* his birthday is the day Hercules released! it was either going to be that, or the day Hercules released in Japan

* his worst subjects are Divination and Practical Magic. Divination bc his UM messes with his results, and Practical Magic is a joke to Pain and Panic being incompetent

* his talent is Vocal Mimicry! it's a reference to Pain and Panic being able to shapeshift, but unable to change their voices

* Potionology being his best subject is a reference to Pain and Panic giving Hercules the potion in the beginning of the film, and his hobby being cooking is another reference to this

he was Ignihyde Vice Housewarden, and had a very close bond with Idia! i say had, because by the time canon starts, he's MIA and presumed dead.

I thought of this idea after watching the dog whisperer episode.

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

❤️ Eric Cartman 🍁

Let's be honest, Cartman is a sociopathic racist manipulative asshole in general so it would make sense for the 2 nannies to fail in making him a better person and such.

You weren't exactly a nanny yourself, but you did have some experience in taming people.

After hearing about the fates the 2 nannies faced, you agreed to give it a go on trying to tame Cartman, but you knew better than to automatically assume you would succeed since he would probably give you a hard time as well.

Liane did indeed prayed for your safety to be honest.

"Mom, who the hell is this?" Cartman pointed at you while looking away from his game.

"Well sweetie...their name is Y/n and they agreed to try and reach the same goal the other 2 nannies tried to reach"

You waved a bit nervously after Cartman glared at you.

"Somebody my age? Mom do I look like a joke to you!"

"Not at all Eric! just give them a chance and try not to be too hard on them"

Cartman rolled his eyes and went back to playing his game not even acknowledging you being here at the moment.

It was indeed going to be hard for you considering how stubborn Cartman can be, but surprisingly there were some parts that weren't so bad after all.

You took things slow and gently without trying to piss off Cartman. He still refused to listen but after some time he went and did exactly what you told him to do.

And when Cartman finished doing his chores you rewarded him by giving him a bag full of his favorite snack, cheesy poofs.

Things are alright going so smoothly and it hasn't even been like a week! Liane was certainly surprised herself to see that her son is actually doing what he was supposed to do.

Although him doing what you wanted him to do isn't going to change his behavior towards other people and you didn't have any objections against that so you didn't really expect your progress to have any impact on how he is with other people besides in the house.

As the weeks came by, Cartman started to like having you around more.

You weren't exactly perfect, but he liked you better than the other nannies to be honest.

So whenever you were within his presence is the only time he will remain calm and not cause trouble, if you weren't around him or anywhere in his sight then he would just go back to how he used to be.

He still is the little manipulative sociopath kid he is, but at least you made a lot of good progress though and you certainly got him to like you a little too much which might form into a crush later on. <3 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️