MYSTERION AND INKJET (PT.2) FINALE
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Timeskip oneshots :
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
- Cartman
- Clyde
Extra:
- Mysterion and Inkjet (Pt1)
- Mysterion and Inkjet (Pt2) - FINALE <- (You Are Here)
Snow was falling again by the time theyâd made it back to her place, the night pressing heavy against the frost-streaked windows. Inside, Mysterion pulled his hood down just far enough to look at the page in front of him, gloved hand outlining a rough map (Y/N) had drawn of the barn and its surroundings. His voice was low, deliberate as he explained the plan.
âTwo on watch outside, probably more inside. We go in through the north side, take out the closest guard first, then move for the door.â He tapped the paper with a fingertip. âIâll keep their attention. You slip in behind me and cut the hostages loose. If things go bad-â
â-youâll get yourself killed,â (Y/N) finished, crossing her arms. Her tone wasnât sarcastic, but it was sharp enough to cut through his momentum.Â
His gaze flicked up, a faint spark of irritation under the mask. âIt's enough of a distraction.â
âNo,â she said flatly, leaning over the table to jab at the map. âThe point is- to get them out alive without tipping the whole place into chaos. While the outside guards are out of sight, you go in first. You need to count on them being stupid enough to swarm you one at a time, so they donât just shoot the hostages, or yourself. Then we both go in from different points. I make my entrance next-once the enemies are scattered enough not to attack us in groups. You don't want to lose me and I donât want to lose you. Iâve got weapons, but we need to think about this. â
He stared at her for a moment, his eyes wide with surprise. The silence stretched just long enough for her to think heâd dismiss it. But then his eyes softened, just barely.
ââŠThatâs⊠good,â he admitted. âActuallyâŠ. Youâre right. That.. could work.â
The praise was real this time.The two exchanged a knowing, satisfied smile.
For an instant, they werenât just partners anymore. They were friends, like what theyâd always been. Supporting each other through thick and thin, despite just how shitty things could turn out.
The night of the rescue eventually rolled by, the moon pale and thin above them, outcast by dark clouds threatening to rain more snow any minute. The pair moved across the frozen ground in silence, their breath trailing like smoke before them. Every minute they wasted was another one of their friends sitting in that barn. They knew they couldnât waste any more time.Â
They crouched behind the tree line, waiting for the guards to break their rhythm. One wandered toward the outhouse in the corner of the property, the other drifting to the side door. Perfect.
Mysterion glanced at her, then reached out, catching her wrist just before she moved. His voice was low, almost softer than sheâd ever heard it.
âBe careful. I mean it. I donât want you to-ââ
She met his gaze, and despite the shadows, she could see the truth in it. Her smile was small but steady. â-I know. I care about you too, you know. Be careful.â
He didnât say anything back and didn't need to. The look they shared was enough. They were smiling, confident. They were ready.Â
He moved first, climbing up the wall of the barn like heâd been born to shadows, scaling the rotted boards to the roof.
The barn was damp, smelling of hay and rusted metal. The captives were huddled in the far corner behind locked bars, their hands bound, lit only by the faint moonlight streaming through a broken loft window. Whispered complaints and shallow breaths filled the stale air, until the sound of boots hitting the loft above made every head snap upward.
Mysterionâs dark silhouette dropped down into the barn with feline precision, landing silently in the dirt. He straightened up, the dark purple scarf and hood cutting a jagged shadow across his face.
Heidi yelped under her breath. âOh my God, what the hell?!âÂ
Craig leaned back against the wall, wide-eyed. âOkay⊠thatâs either here to kill us or save us. Fifty-fifty.â
âJesus!â Clydeâs father barked, startled enough that he stumbled back. âWhere the hell did you come from?â
ââAre you one of them?!ââ
Mysterion said nothing, simply scanning the group like he was counting heads.
Kyle narrowed his eyes at the figure. The boyâs presence had something about it that made the back of his neck prickle.
âWait⊠do I⊠do I know you?â
The masked vigilante turned his head toward him, the faintest pause in his movement. It was gone in an instant.
âNo,â the voice came low, cold, distorted. âYou donât.â
But Kyle wasnât convinced.
The vigilante ignored them, already moving toward the locked barn door, movements calculated and deliberate. But Kyle kept staring, mind turning over every scrap of memory. Something about the way that guy carried himself felt too familiar.
The sudden voices carried just far enough to attract attention. Mysterion had been mid-scan of the barnâs layout when the crunch of boots on the floorboards nearby caught his ear.
One of the guards, a broad, heavy man, pushed through the door from a side room. His narrowed eyes caught the shadow in the corner.
ââHey, what is -!âââ
He wasnât given the time to finish his sentence.
Mysterion was already moving, a black blur closing the space between them. A knee to the ribs, a sharp hook to the jaw and the man went down hard, the gun he was holding clattering uselessly against the wall.
The vigilante didnât even look at the others, just jerked his chin toward the loft window.
âNow, Inkjet!â
A sudden crack of shattering glass cut through the barn. The hostages flinched as shards rained down, scattering into the hay. A figure dropped into view with its hood drawn low, their gloves gripping the frame and boots hitting the dirt in a crouch. (Y/N) winced at the sting of glass scraping her arms, but shook it off, straightening up with deliberate calm.
Craig blinked like his brain had short-circuited. âNo way. No way.â
Clydeâs jaw dropped. âInkjet? Thatâs-â
â(Y/N)?â Kyle blurted, disbelief slicing through his voice. âWhat the hell ?!
Her lips twitched into the ghost of a grin despite the tension. âSaving your asses,â she said, keeping her voice low but playful. âYouâre gonna owe me big time for this one.â
"Fair enoughâ Craig muttered.
The moment didnât last. The commotion of broken glass and raised voices drew the attention of the outside guards. Heavy steps pounded toward the barn, fast.
Mysterionâs head snapped toward the door.
âIncoming!â
Three men stormed in, two heading straight for him, the third cutting toward Inkjet.
The barn erupted into chaos. Mysterion ducked a wild swing, slamming an elbow into one attackerâs ribs while parrying the second with brutal efficiency. Inkjet held off her own, but took a hard hit to the side, the blow forcing her backward. Pain bloomed in her ribs, but she stayed on her feet, until another shove sent her crashing to the floor, palms scraping in the dirt.
Her attacker moved in for the grab, but she rolled around, yanking her open backpack, fingers closing on the metal canister of pepper spray inside. With a snap of her thumb, a hiss of burning vapor erupted in the guardâs face. He staggered back, coughing and clawing at his eyes, before falling on his back when she kicked him in the chest for good measure.Â
Inkjet used that chance to get herself back up, her breathing feeling sharp in her chest. Without hesitation, she joined toward Mysterionâs fight. One swift, low sweep of her leg and one of his opponents crashed onto his back in the hay.
A cheer broke out from the corner, Kyle, Craig, Clyde all watching with wide-eyed excitement.
ââKick their ass dude !!ââ
The door crashed open again, the night spilling in like a black tide. More shapes surged forward, with voices barking orders. There were more than they thought. But Mysterion didnât hesitate. He was already moving, catching one man with a kick to the knee that sent him crumpling, pivoting to drive a fist into anotherâs jaw. Inkjet was right behind, ducking low beneath a swing and shoving her shoulder into a manâs gut to knock him backward into a post.
The gun from earlier lay half-buried in the hay where the first guard had fallen. Mysterionâs gloved fingers closed around it just in time, when one of the newcomers had a pistol raised, safety already off. The vigilante didnât flinch. In one sharp movement, he slammed the metal weapon against his attackerâs head, knocking him out.
The two held their ground as best as they could, breathing heavy between two encounters. Three bodies groaned in the dirt, the rest slumped unconscious. That was when one of the remaining guards, an older man with sweat running down his face, spoke up between gasps.
âWait! You⊠you donât get it. Weâre not the bad guys here. Weâre just following orders!â
Inkjet froze for a second, narrowing her eyes. âOrders from who?â
The manâs lips clamped shut, jaw tight. His silence was answer enough. Before she could press him, movement stirred in the back shadows of the barn. A glint of metal behind her caught the light.
â(Y/N)!â Mysterionâs voice urgently called. âDuck!â
She turned, too slow. A guard she hadnât seen, hidden in the gloom, had a revolver aimed square at her head. The shot rang out like a thunderclap.
She ducked. It wasnât her who took the hit.
Standing before her, Mysterion jerked, a strangled sound escaping his throat. The gun slipped from his grip, clattering on the floor. He staggered backward, one hand clutching his side. Blood was already seeping between his fingers.
The hostages gasped, Clyde swore under his breath, Craigâs face went pale. Inkjetâs pulse roared in her ears.
âNo!! No, no, no!â She was already moving, rage and panic twisting together as she barreled into the gunman behind her. Her fists landed with precision and fury, each blow sharper than the last until the man collapsed, dazed and groaning.
She dropped to her knees beside Mysterion. His breathing was shallow, ragged.
âYouâre gonna be fine,â she said quickly, too quickly, her hands trembling as she pressed against the wound. âJust- just stay with me, okay? Donât, donât you dare-â
âItâs⊠not over⊠Iâll be back.â he rasped, the faintest ghost of a smirk on his blood-streaked lips.â
âShut up,â she muttered, voice breaking. â...Come on, I donât want to see you die.â
The barnâs heavy air shifted. A slow, deliberate clap echoed from the doorway.
âWell, well, well- Isnât this touching.â
There, framed in the glow of a crooked security light, stood the last person she wanted to see. His silhouette was familiar, too familiar, his bloated smugness under a reworked, darker version of the infamous old Coon costume. The fabric was darker than before, with jagged stitching and sharper edges this time.Â
But it wasnât him talking. It was the voice coming from his hand. Who he always called Mitch Connor.
ââYou think I didnât know you guys had little dates playing superheroes in secret? You think I wouldnât see that? âŠ.Youâre welcome, by the way,â Mitch said, making Cartman step inside like he owned the place. âI suppose I was the one giving you a job to go on. You see all these people? Theyâre safe. From the psychos, from the aliens, from the homeless guy who yells at the library. Youâre just here ruining all my hard work!â
Inkjetâs fists clenched, shouting at him. âShut up Cartman! You locked them in a barn!â
ââCome on, dude itâs not me! Itâs Mitch Connor! Trust me!ââÂ
The voice from his hand cut them off. âDetails. Iâm keeping them alive so I can⊠you know⊠operate without all the annoying rules. Be free and do whatever I want while all the normal people are gone. But if you wanna spin it, Iâm the hero here. Youâre lucky I gave you a mission to go on at all.â
Even Mysterion, bleeding to death in (Y/N)âs arms, managed a dark glare. âYou are not a hero, Cartman.â
ââDude Mysterion, shut up ! Iâm telling you, itâs not me, alright?!ââ
ââCut⊠cut the crap.ââ
The air inside the wrecked warehouse was thick. Smoke rising from a burning generator started to sting (Y/N)âs eyes, the smell of scorched metal mixing with sweat and grime. Mysterion was now lying still in her arms, his body eerily quiet.
Cartman stood a few feet away facing her, one boot planted on the corner of an overturned crate, looking at her in fear? Confusion? She never knew if that Mitch Connor thing was him bullshitting or it was an actual entity living in the confines of his hand, and frankly, she didnât want to waste time thinking about it.
All of the guards were either groaning or unconscious around them. The only ones still on their feet were her, him, and the cluster of hostages locked behind.
â So⊠â Mitch said. âThis is awkward. You, me, The Coon- and your little dead friend over there.â
ââShut up Cartman! Donât give me that bullshit, okay? This is not funny, cut it out.ââ
ââSee, isnât this tragic, Coon? You do one good deed for your community and this is the thanks I get ?ââ
ââQuit it Connor! She didnât deserve this! Sheâs my friend!ââ She couldnât even tell if he was genuine or pretending.
ââEric, this is absurd! You killed him. You⊠killed Kenny. You killed your fucking friend! Quit playing around, okay?! I know youâre Mitch Connor, this isnât funny!â
ââItâs not me, Jesus Christ!ââ
âOh my God, are we really gonna play the victim card right now? He knew the risks. He chose to fight me. Technically-ââ The voice in his hand interrupted them.
âTechnically what!?â she snapped, stepping up to Cartman with fury rising in her chest. âTechnically, you locked innocent people in a cage for days so you could trade them for snacks and bribes? So you could do as you want in town without a voice of reason holding you back??â
From the cage, the hostages erupted.
 âYeah, screw you, fatass!â
âYouâre sick!â
âKick his ass, (Y/N)!â
ââYou guys, ITâS NOT ME, OKAY?! ITâS FUCKING MITCH CONNOR. Iâm innocent!ââ
But Mitch cut him off. âOh, right, because these guys were doing so great out there without me protecting you from, you know, the actual criminals,â
âYou ARE the criminal, Cartman!â she barked, closing the distance another step.
ââGo ahead, Coon. Try to argue. ââMitch said. ââTell them itâs not you. Whoâs gonna believe you, anyway? Don't act like Iâm the bad guy here. I created a controlled environment. Nobody got seriously hurt, okay except maybe Mysterion, but-âÂ
âDonât you DARE say his name.â (Y/N)âs voice dropped to something quiet, threatening. âYou think I wonât do it? You think I canât fucking kick your ass right there and now!?â
Her friends roared in approval, rattling the cage. âDo it!â âMake him pay!â
Cartman held his hands out in a mocking but calm gesture, his voice cracking just enough to betray him.
âOkay, okay, whoa, letâs not be irrational. I donât need you to kick my ass, alright?ââ
Her boots scraped against the dusty concrete as she closed the gap between them, each step deliberate, every breath pulled tight in her chest. Cartman stepped back, but his eyes twitched to the sides, hunting for some advantage in the debris-strewn space.
âWhereâs.The.Key?â she asked, voice low enough to make the hostages lean forward to hear. âTell me where it is. Now! Do NOT make me ask twice, Cartman!â
His hand lifted up, speaking as Mitch.
âYeah, see, thatâs the thing. I wonât tell you. Not just because I donât want to-â â-but because you and your little undead boyfriend here just ruined everything I had set up. Iâm not gonna tell you.â
She quickly glanced at his hand, then up to him, convinced heâd been bullshitting all along.
ââ(Y/N), calm down, okay? Seriously, I didnât do anything. I fucking swear!ââ
âOh, donât give me that look,â ââMitchââ spoke up. âYou know, ten years ago, back when you actually mattered, you mightâve pulled it off. Back when you played Coon and Friends with them, when you were actually a hero and part of a real league. But now? âNow youâre just dead weight. A liability. And guess what? Your partner? Yeah, heâs dead because of you.â
ââDude, Mitch, not cool, Jesus Christââ Cartman responded, offended.
The words cut sharper than she wanted to admit, but the fury that followed was hotter than the sting. She stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar, yanking him close until she could feel his breath hitch.
âCareful, Eric. Right nowâŠ. I could kill you if I really wanted to.â
His eyes darted away, but his hand spoke for him.
âYou wouldnât. You wouldnât kill your friend, (Y/N). Think about all your good times together.â
Her grip tightened, knuckles pressing into the fabric. Heâd seen her mad before, but not like this, not with that quiet, dangerous stillness under the rage.
âBeat his ass, (Y/N)!â Kyle shouted from the cage.
âDo it!â Craig and Clyde added in turn.
Then he shoved her back, not quite enough to knock her down, just enough to keep her at a distance.
âYou wouldnât punch me, right? Weâve been friends for, what, a decade? You wouldnât punch a friend. Come on, (Y/N).â
ââDo it, girl. Punch your friend. You know deep down heâs the one who caused all this trouble, right?ââ Mitch chimed in.
ââYou shut that fucking thing up or Iâll do it for you.ââ She threatened.
Her gaze flicked sideways to Mysterionâs still body on the floor, a sharp ache catching in her throat.
ââMitchâ noticed. âYou think this is my fault? He chose to die for you. Thatâs his fault.ââ
ââDude, seriously, leave me alone!ââ Cartman told Mitch, staring at his hand.ââInnocents fucking died because of you!ââ
Her fist connected before he could even think about it. The sound cracked in the stale air, his face snapping sideways under the blow. For a split second, he just stood there, eyes wide, processing the hit.
ââ....OW! That fucking hurt!ââ
ââHahahaha! Youâre screwed, Coon! Hit him again!ââ Mitch laughed.
His hand lunged at her. Cartman had size on his side, his bulk shoving her back toward the wall and she knew if he got her on the floor, his weight alone could crush the fight out of her. But despite his sharp claws, he - or Mitch, was sloppy, all about wild swings with no control. She ducked under his arm, pivoted, and drove a knee toward his midsection. He groaned, stumbling.
She stayed on him, quick jabs and short strikes keeping him from regaining ground. His hands were up now, defensive, but his balance was already breaking. One last sweep of her leg caught his ankle, sending him sprawling to the floor, the thud ringing like a bell.Â
ââAre you done now ?! Are you gonna shut the fuck up, finally?!ââ She spat at him, his superhero cape sprawled on the floor along with his body.
For a moment, he just stared at her from the ground, his mouth opening and closing like he might actually be out of words.
But that was never going to happen. Eric Cartman- or Mitch Connor, couldnât think of surrendering without clawing for a way to drag someone down with him.
She stepped closer, but before she could press him again, his hand shot out and grabbed her ankle. With a sharp yank, he swept her leg out from under her and she hit the ground hard beside him. The impact rattled her bones, air leaving her lungs in one rough burst.
ââQuit it Connor, sheâs got nothing to do with your evil plans!ââ
ââCut the crap, Cartman!ââ
â(Y/N)!â Kyleâs voice cracked from the cage with concern.
âGet up!â Clyde yelled.
Cartman groaned as he rolled onto his knees, one hand clutching at his sides where sheâd landed a hit earlier. âYou know whatâs messed up?â his hand said, shaking from side to side for dramatic effect. âThe Coon trusted you. The Coon thought you cared. I didnât have to be like this, (Y/N). Fighting like animals over nothing.â
She stayed low, one palm flat on the ground as she steadied herself, watching his every movement.
âI mean, God, (Y/N),â Mitch continued. âYou guys have been through soooo much together. All those years. He probably never thought you of all people would turn your back on him like this, New Girl.â
Her breathing steadied as her feet found their grip on the floor again.She wasnât buying a single word. Cartmanâs speeches were weapons, sharpened and ready to cut, always about making someone doubt themselves, even in the middle of a fight. The fact that heâd been keeping the Mitch Connorâs schtick for so long was almost impressive.
Both were bearing the marks of the fight, Cartmanâs lip split from an earlier blow, (Y/N)âs forearm scraped raw, each carrying the stubborn refusal to be the one who gave up first. Cartman had bulk and weight on his side, every shove of his arm bearing Mitch Connor carrying the force of a battering ram, but she had speed, darting in and out of his reach like a shadow with teeth.
Her eyes locked on his and without warning, she stepped forward and swung, her palm connecting hard against his cheek with a sharp crack. His head snapped to the side, a red mark rising on his skin almost instantly.
âThat was for hurting Kenny!â
The name hit the room like a dropped match. Behind the bars, the hostages went still.
âKenny?â Kyleâs voice wavered, realization dawning.Â
ââOh my God.. that was Kenny??ââ Clyde swore under his breath. Craigâs expression tightened.
Cartmanâs head rolled back toward her, his mouth curling into something looking like worry. Without hesitation, his hand slapped her back, the sound ringing out in the barnâs stale air.
âThat-â ââMitchââ snapped, â-was for ruining my plans, you bitch! You think I canât fight a girl like you? Pathetic.â
Her hands shot out, seizing the front of Ericâs collar. She twisted hard, trying to spin his bulk toward the nearest wall, but he locked his stance, heels grinding into the wood, begging her to stop. His fist clenched at her own costume, their arms trembling with the strain, neither willing to break first.
Then his eyes flicked to the side for just a second. She followed his glance, to her open backpack laying behind a few feet away, its contents spilled.
Cartman/Mitch shoved harder, trying to angle her off-balance, but she leaned into it, teeth grit. She knew exactly what he was going for. They broke their grip at the same time, lunging for the bag.
Their knees hit the floorboards in unison, hands colliding inside the heap of supplies, his fingers closing around the closest thing to him, the cold metal canister of pepper spray, hers wrapping around the grip of her airsoft pistol.
Cartman lifted the can, his thumb ready to depress the trigger. âGuess whoâs got the upper hand now, bitch.â Mitch said.
Her eyes narrowed. The rubber bullet from the airsoft gun left the chamber with a snap, striking the can dead-center, surprising even herself. The impact jolted it from his grasp, sending it clattering across the floorboards and spinning out of reach.
(Y/N) rose slowly, her weight creaking against the warped floorboards, the gun steady in her hands. Its barrel followed Cartmanâs every movement and her voice was low, stripped of anything but command.
âGive me the key. Now.â
Ericâs eyes flicked to the weapon, then back to her, trying to read whether sheâd actually pull the trigger or not.Â
âNot gonna happen,â the voice in his hand said smugly. ââYou donât have the guts to shoot your friend!ââ
ââDude, shut the fuck up alright?! I donât want to fucking die here!ââ Cartman spoke with his own voice, trying his best to make Mitch Connor disappear.Â
The warning shot hit the wall inches from his head, rubber pellet bouncing off the dusty wood. Eric flinched.
Her stance didnât falter.
âKey.â
Finally, with an exaggerated sigh, the hand with Mitch reached down, digging into Cartmanâs pockets.Â
He tossed it toward her, the metal key landing with a sharp clang, sliding across the floor.
(Y/N) stepped forward, still aiming, watching him like a hawk. Her knees bent as she crouched, fingers closing around the key, keeping her eye on him.
Without another word, Eric bolted, stuck with ââMitch Connorââ and refusing to deal with the aftermath of freed hostages taking it out on him. Boots pounding the wood, he shoved open the barn door.Â
The door slammed behind him, the sound rolling through the barn like distant thunder.
Silence finally fell, heavy and stale. (Y/N) let out a long breath she hadnât realized sheâd been holding. Her grip on the gun loosened, the weapon suddenly feeling heavier. She tossed it away. She didnât feel comfortable holding it anyway.Â
She walked down the aisle of unconscious guards, past the shadow of blood pooling around Mysterionâs still form. Her fingers brushed the key in her palm and she pushed forward to the barred pen at the back. The lock turned with a metallic groan, the door swinging open on reluctant hinges.
The captives spilled out, some clapping her on the shoulder, others muttering quick thanks as they passed by her with pale faces and eyes wide from days in confinement. They all filed out into the night, free at last.
But three figures lingered. Kyle. Craig. Clyde.
âAreâŠYou okay?â The first one asked, his voice gentle with concern.
âWe can walk you home, you know.â
âYeah⊠you donât have to go alone after-â Clyde stopped himself.
(Y/N) only nodded, her eyes still drawn back toward the barnâs center. Mysterion lying where he had fallen, pale under the dim light filtering through the cracked boards.
She turned away at last, the key still clutched in her fist, following her friends out into the cool night air, alive, but carrying the weight of what was left behind.
*******
The walk home was a blur. The barnâs dusty air still clung to her clothes, the faint sting of blood and hay lingering in her nose. Her hands trembled, not from the cold, but from the aftershock, the drop in adrenaline when all that fury and survival instinct finally bled away.
Her house was dark when her friends finally dropped her off, every window black. She slipped her key into the front door lock and eased it open, cringing at every creak in the hinges. The silence was suffocating, her own breath too loud. Her parents were still asleep. Good. She didnât want to explain⊠not tonight. Maybe not ever.
Walking up the stairs, step by step, she finally reached her room, closing the door behind her without a sound. For a second, she just stood there in the dark, staring at the outline of her bed. She could crash, right there, let the exhaustion swallow her whole. But something in her chest refused to let her stop just yet.
She turned to her desk, flicking on the small lamp. A pale yellow light spread over the clutter-Â pencils scattered like fallen twigs, scraps of paper with half-finished sketches.Tucked in the corner was a stack of old sketchbooks bound in worn cardboard covers. She pulled the top one free, the edges soft from years of use- and flipped through the pages.
Page after page of uneven lines, colored pencil shading, and childlike handwriting spilled out from her past. There it was, an adventure from ten years ago. Coon and Friends vs. the Brainwashing Smoothie Corporation. Every panel a frozen memory: the team infiltrating the smoothie factory, the ridiculous mind-control drinks, the moment Mysterion sacrificed himself, the explosion drawn in overdramatic bursts of orange and red.
She traced the pencil line of his masked face with her thumb. Kenny always said no one remembered when he died, that life just went on, like it hadnât happened. But she remembered. She had proof in graphite and crayon, sealed between cheap paper. She was nine at the time.Â
Her fingers brushed the sweat and dirt from her forehead, smearing a faint streak along her temple. Without thinking, she grabbed a pencil and turned to a blank page. The strokes came fast, heavy with urgency. The barnâs warped beams, the line of hostages, Mysterionâs last stand. Cartman pretending to be controlled by Mitch Connor mid-fight. She drew the moment the rubber bullet hit the pepper spray, the key landing in her hand. How sheâd liberated her friends.
It was morbid. Twisted, even. But it was necessary. If no one else remembered, she would. Sheâd make sure of it.
By the time she finished, her hands were smudged with pencil stains, her eyelids sinking. She left the sketchbook open on the desk, letting the final scene breathe in the lamplight. The pencil rolled to the floor, forgotten.
Her movements were clumsy as she peeled off her dirt-stained clothes and tugged on a loose shirt. She didnât bother with the sheets that night, just collapsed onto the mattress, the smell of dust and paper still in her nose.
Her eyes shut, and sleep swallowed her whole before she could think about what tomorrow would bring.
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The sun climbed high the next morning, slicing through the blinds in thin, sharp lines that cut across (Y/N)âs cluttered desk. The day had moved on without her. Kyle, Craig, and Clyde had checked in more than once with concerned texts, calls, even a few attempts at knocking on her door, but she didnât answer. Not yet. She couldnât bring herself to.
Instead, she buried herself in her sketches, the pages a chaotic swirl of pencil strokes. Each line sheâd hurriedly drawn the night before got scrapped, redrawn and cleaned up with painstaking care, her hands still slightly trembling. Sometimes she would pause as she paced around the small room, biting the inside of her cheek nervously. Her mind wandered, always drifting back to Mysterion.
Heâd been different lately, like sheâd unlocked a hidden layer beneath the familiar friend she thought she knew. The dark, thick shell heâd wrapped himself in, that brooding intensity heâd worn like armor, it wasnât just a mask anymore. Her presence had chipped at it, exposing the humanity inside, the fragile person whoâd spent years carrying too much pain alone. She had been breaking through the rough edges and maybe, just maybe, he had started to believe he could be more than the shadow heâd cast.
As the evening crept in and the sun left place for the darkness outside, sleep eluded her. (Y/N) tossed and turned, the mattress creaking beneath her restless weight. The silence of the night pressed on her, thick with worry. Kenny, Mysterion, he was dead. But what if he wasnât?Â
Her breaths quickened with panic, heart hammering against ribs like a trapped bird. Just as her thoughts threatened to drown her, she tried to calm down and a stillness began to settle, her eyelids fluttered, heavy with exhaustion.
Later, just as she was dozing off, there was a sound. Faint at first, like a whisper in the wind. Then closer. The slow, deliberate creak of a window sliding open.
She sat upright in a bolt, breath caught.
A shadow slipped through the frame, the first leg landing softly on the dresser, then the second before he landed.
Before he could say a word or even rise fully to his feet, (Y/N) pushed the covers off of her and rushed to him. Her arms wrapped tight around the dark figure, pulling him into a fierce embrace.
âItâs you.â she whispered, her voice thick with relief..
For a moment, the world outside ceased to exist, there was only the warmth of the moment, fragile and fierce.
Mysterion froze, caught off guard. Heâd crept in with the quiet precision of someone used to moving unseen, expecting the stillness of her sleeping form. Instead, her arms were suddenly around him, tight, urgent, as if letting go would mean for him to disappear again.
For a brief instant, he just stood there, eyes wide beneath the mask. He could feel the tremor in her hold, the warmth of her relief. Cautiously, his own arms came up to return the embrace, matching her grip and holding her like it just hit him how close theyâd both come to losing everything. She was safe. She was here. The weight that had been pressing on him since the mission finally loosened, just enough for him to breathe deeply.
She didnât let go just yet. The first thing out of her mouth, half a whisper, half a laugh was. ââŠI punched Eric Cartman.â
He blinked, the words almost absurd against the raw edge of the embrace. Pulling back just enough to look at her, he kept his hands on her shoulders, his expression surprised. ââŠWhat?â
Her explanation tumbled out in low, rapid bursts- the kidnapping, the barn, the way Cartman/Mitch Connor had been behind it all, the fight that ended with him running off like a coward. Mysterion listened without interrupting, though the faint glint in his eyes betrayed his surprise. Sheâd gone through most of that alone.
When she finally paused, she added softly, âYou were a good teacher. Thatâs why Iâm still alive. Weâre both still here.â
The air between them grew heavier, the silence thick with unspoken feelings. His gaze flicked past her, drawn to the desk. Her sketchbook had been left open, pages illuminated by the faint spill of the moonlight outside.
He stepped closer, slowly letting go of her and she followed his eyes, realizing too late which page it was open on. Her breath caught. The drawing was of him in his last moments, frozen in graphite lines, the stance, the fight, the way it ended.
Her chest tightened. She opened her mouth to apologize, but before she could, his eyes widened, not with anger, but with sudden clarity.
âYou⊠?â His voice was quiet, almost careful. He didnât need to finish his sentence. She knew what he meant. The question hung there, heavier than anything else heâd said all night.
Her voice was quiet, like confessing something sheâd carried for too long. âYeah⊠I remember. NotâŠ. all the time. But sometimes.â She glanced at the drawing again, the corner of her mouth twitching like she might smile, but it didnât quite make it there.
âLike the first time I drew you, when we were nine. The smoothie shop. You blew it up⊠and yourself with it. And then⊠last night.â
She exhaled, looking away. âItâs⊠horrific every time. But when I put it on paper, it sticks. I canât let myself forget. Itâs a⊠necessary evil, I guess. My way of honoring my closest friend whenever he-â She didnât finish. The word ââdiesââ didnât have to be said out loud.
Mysterionâs gaze dropped to the floor. His hood was still hiding most of his face, but the small flicker of movement in his jaw betrayed him. âNo oneâs ever done that before.âÂ
His voice was low, almost rough. âStan, Kyle⊠Cartman⊠they just- they neverâŠâ He stopped himself, but the meaning was clear. Theyâd never even thought of remembering him. Not like this.
Her hand found his, fingers curling gently around his gloved palm.
âWhether youâre Kenny or Mysterion⊠youâre still you. The same person whoâs been there for me through all my hardships. Youâve always stuck by me. Youâve saved my life more than once.â Her thumb brushed over his knuckles. âIt means a lot to me. I canât let myself forget every time.â
His fingers closed around hers, firm, steady, like he was holding on to something he wasnât willing to lose.
 ââŠYou⊠you mean a lot to me too.â
That was enough to draw a smile from her, warm and unguarded. She pulled him in again, arms wrapping around him until she felt his shoulders ease just slightly under her touch. When she finally drew back, her hands didnât leave him, they went to the edge of his hood, carefully tugging it down.
The fabric fell away to reveal the mess of Kennyâs blonde hair beneath, tousled and stubborn. She brushed a few strands from his forehead, the gesture slow, tender, almost. Relief softened her features in a way words couldnât match.
They lingered there a minute, both looking at each other like neither was quite ready to blink.
Then, to her surprise, his mouth twitched. Not into the practiced, stoic half-smile of Mysterion, but into something warmer, almost cracking into a laugh. â...I canât believe you kicked Cartmanâs assâ, he said, shaking his head like it was the best thing heâd heard all week. âKinda makes me wish heâd try to pull some crap again, just so I could see it.â
A snort escaped her before she could stop it, the tension slipping from her shoulders. For the first time in days, the air between them wasnât heavy. Just filled with relief.
His gaze locked onto hers again. Not the usual sharp, assessing stare, but the softer, quieter one Kenny always had, like he was really seeing through her. He didnât speak. Instead, he stepped closer, one hand sliding up to the back of her head, holding her like she might vanish if he let go.
She melted into it instantly, her own arms clutching on his cape, holding on just as tight. When they finally broke apart enough to gaze at each other, it wasnât for long. He cupped her face with both his hands and urgently pressed his lips on hers.
She didnât freeze. Didnât think. She just kissed back with the same hunger, with ten yearsâ worth of unsaid things crashing right into that moment. Relief, love, pride, all tangled together.
It wasnât gentle. Mysterion pushed her until her back met the wall, his hands gripping her waist like he was afraid sheâd slip away. Her arms hooked around his shoulders, pulling him closer. His touch was exploratory, almost desperate, sliding to places it had never been before as they stumbled together toward the bed.
The mattress let out a soft thud as they crashed down together, his weight pressing into her in a way that was more grounding than crushing. From beneath him, she looked up, their faces inches apart, eyes locked like they were still trying to read each other after all this time. A faint smirk curved her lips.
"You told me you werenât doing that anymore," she teased between breaths. "Crashing through my window in the middle of the night."
Mysterionâs eyes softened, the edges of his mouth twitching upward into something that was half amusement, half relief. A quiet laugh escaped him in response.Â
âYeah well⊠For tonight⊠it was worth it.â
Her fingers found the back of his head, tangling in his messy blonde hair, pulling him down for another kiss, deeper this time. Like tasting all the words they never got to say out loud. When she eventually broke away, her forehead rested against his.
âI was so scared to lose you for good.â She whispered, barely audible. âââŠ.I-I love you, Kenny.â
It was almost unfair, the way she said it first. Heâd been carrying that sentence around in his pocket for years, but there it was, her feelings out in the open. Reciprocated.Â
âBeen waiting for fucking ages to hear that.â
Her hands moved slowly, almost reverently, to the fabric draped on his shoulders, tugging his cape free. It slid to the floor in a soft fall. His gloves came next, then the utility belt, then the suit itself , each piece stripped away like taking off the layers of armor heâd built between him and Mysterion over the years. Beneath all of it, he was in a simple, plain t-shirt and underwear, nothing left from his vigilante persona except the mask.
She hesitated for a second before reaching for it, her fingertips brushing the edge. She peeled it away gently, pulling on the elastic tucked in his hair, discarding it as well. There he was, just Kenny, plain as day. No shadows, no hood, no alter ego. Just him.
The way he looked at her made her chest ache, as if he was memorizing this moment in case it was the last. His fingers boldly slid under her shirt, waiting a second to see if sheâd react or change her mind. But she didnât.
The piece of fabric joined the rest of his gear on the floor, landing beside his cape. She sucked in a small breath at the sudden cool air on her skin, the heat of his body a stark contrast. For an instant, she almost flinched under his gaze, but Kennyâs hands were already on her again, rough, eager, the kind of touch that showed heâd been thinking about this for far too long.
âFair is fair. Weâre even now.â he murmured with a smirk that was all Kenny, his thumbs brushing just under the line of her ribs.
It didnât take long for the space between them to dissolve. The next kiss was deeper, heavier, as he pressed her body into hers down against the mattress. Her hands found their way in his hair again, pulling him closer, while the rest of their clothes slipped away in the heat of it all. Each new inch of skin made him hungrier, his self-control stretching thin with every passing second.Â
Kenny tried to force himself to slow down, to savor the moment, but the years of unspoken needs were a difficult thing to tame. Every touch was a little too tight, every kiss a little too urgent as the sounds of their breathing filled the small room. His forehead rested against hers for a moment, eyes closed, fighting the urge to just lose himself completely right there.
His hands roamed around like he was memorizing her, fingertips skimming over skin heâd only ever thought about until today. She hooked her legs around his hips, pulling him closer until there wasnât a scrap of space left between them.
â...Youâve been thinking about this, huh?â she murmured against his lips, half-teasing, half-breathless.
âLonger than you could imagine,â he shot back with a grin, his words broken by another hungry kiss.
Her nails dragged lightly down his back, making him shiver. He leaned into it, lips moving from her mouth to her jaw, down her neck, lingering like he had all the time in the world, though the way his hands gripped her hips betrayed just how badly he wanted to rush things. He bit the flesh softly, then harder, leaving warm, tingling spots in his wake, little marks that made her pulse race. She tilted her head back, giving him more space and the sound she made seemed to pull a low groan from him. Sounds he had ever only imagined in his wildest, horny teenage dreams.
She felt the edge of his eagerness in every movement, rougher than he probably intended, but she didnât mind. She wanted him just as badly.Â
His fingers trailed slowly against her collarbone, down to her stomach and hips. She hissed as he got closer to her more bare, intimate parts, which got a playful little chuckle out of him.Â
âYouâre fucking hot, you know that?â
She let out a soft laugh, poorly covering her face with her hands in response. Kenny always flirted with her, most times playful, sometimes half-serious. After such a long friendship, they had been acting more like roommates than partners. But this right there ? It was sealing the deal - they werenât JUST friends, or crime-fighting partners. Not anymore.
Kenny leaned down to her chest, his hand still hovering over where heâd last teased her. He breathed hard against her body, suppressing the need to simply take her, right here, right now.
One finger slipped in, where she was already wet. Then a second one, in a repeated back and forth motion. A small moan escaped her lips, which he couldnât get enough of, but he used his available hand to cover her mouth. Her parents were still sleeping, after all.Â
Her breathing matched his- heavy, needy, with warmth slowly building off their bodies. He could feel the girl squirming under him, turning him on like crazy.
Kenny backed away, just enough to look at her face, both digits wet from her entrance.Â
âYou make me act like a fucking animal, you know ?â
He grabbed his member, poking at her entrance, then leaned down her, pushing it inch by inch, the two of them groaning in unison.Â
At first, he was trying his best to be gentle. To make sure she wasnât hurting. But he quickly snapped, wanting to fill her as much as possible. In between the quiet moans sheâs tried to hide and his heavy panting, it shifted to something more rough, more needy. It didnât take time for him to pick up speed, his hold on her still tight as could be.
Then, with a sudden shift, she pushed against his shoulder and rolled them over, straddling him. The move caught him off guard, his eyes widening as he landed flat on his back. His gaze swept over her, slow, hungry.
ââWhoa. I like this view.ââÂ
Her lips curved into a knowing smile and she leaned down until their foreheads nearly touched. His hands slid to her waist, thumbs pressing into her skin, pulling her closer.
ââI at least owe you this for saving my life, you know?ââ
ââAnd because you love me, right?
She laughed softly.
ââYeah.ââ
They didnât speak much after that, not with words.
***************
(Y/N) stirred before the sunlight had fully claimed her room. It was the warmth at her back that kept her still at first, solid and steady. Kennyâs arm was looped securely around her waist, his palm resting against her stomach like it had been molded there overnight.
His breathing was slow, he was still deep in slumber and she could feel the gentle rise and fall of his chest pressed against her. It took her a moment to register that she wasnât just warm from the blankets, she was warm from him. Kenny. In her bed. Still here.
Her hair was a tangled mess against the pillow and from what she could feel of him-his chest against her back, the way his hair tickled her shoulder, he wasnât in much better shape. She let herself lie there for another minute,feeling his grip twitch faintly like he was unconsciously making sure she didnât move away.
Finally, she shifted slowly, careful not to wake him too abruptly, until she was facing him.
His face looked calm, soft. Like nothing could reach him right now. The usual sharp smirk and cocky glint was nowhere to be found. There was just peace. His hair, usually tucked under his hood, was a chaotic mess of blonde strands, some falling over his eyes. She reached up and brushed a few away, fingertips lingering longer than sheâd meant to. She simply took in the sight for an instant. Kenny, Mysterion, every version of him sheâd known.Â
The boy who had always been in her life, in one way or another.
Her chest tightened with the realization that things had shifted. They couldnât go back now.
His eyelids fluttered, and after a moment, his blue eyes cracked open, squinting against the light.
âMorninâ. âGuessinâ from how sore I am right now⊠last night actually happened, huh?â
She snorted, trying to stifle a laugh, but it broke through anyway. âOh, it happened.â
âGood,â he said, eyes raking over her face in that shameless Kenny way. ââCause if that had been a dream, Iâd be real pissed.â
âYouâre ridiculous.â
âRidiculously lucky,â he shot back, his grin widening as he pulled her closer by the waist. âSeriously though⊠youâre not freakinâ out or anything, right?â
Her laughter softened into something gentler as she shook her head. âNo, Kenny. Iâm not.â
âGood. He pressed his forehead against hers, just holding her there for a long moment before murmuring. âGuess that makes you mine now.â
âYeah. Youâd be right.â