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Remus nudges his twin, "finally taking some pointers from me huh?"

Roman looks as offended as he possiby can play up with a scoff, "you wish! I'm just excited and I want to be there right now!" he whines that last part.

"Doesn't matter how fast you eat" Virgil starts, "you're still going to have to wait for the rest of us."

Roman crosses his arms with a mighty pout, "well you should all hurry up then."

Virgil norrows his eyes with a smirk, "I'm going to slow it down, just for you Princey."

"Ugh Viiiiirgiiiiil!"

"That sounds like a wonderful idea dear" Dee says, "we can teach Roman the importance of patience."

"By annoying me?" Roman glares.

Both Virgil and Dee smile deviously.

"I hate both of you" Roman pouts.

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"We're not getting anywhere fast with these stops!" Roman whines.

"We need food" Logan says.

"You have a whole gourmet meal right here" Roman gestures to himself.

"Yum cannibalism!" Remus says biting Roman's arm.

"Yeeowch! Remus! you heathen! that wasn't directed at you and you know it!"

Logan smirks, "as delicious as you are, that won't satiate our rumbling stomachs."

Roman shakes his brother off of him and shoves him away, "I suppose you have a point."

"Of course I do."

Remus tumbles backwards crashing into Virgil who catches him without even wobbling.

"Hey there handsome" Remus purrs, "come here often?"

Virgil looks down at him with a raised eyebrow, kisses his forehead and drops him with a "nope."

Remus laughs as his ass hits the ground.

Dee pats Remus' head as he walks up, "isn't he just a charmer?"

"He definitely knows how to get my motor going!"

"Are you guys going to continue your weird flirting or are we going to eat?" Roman asks.

Okay so it's more a a whine than a chant but that's just Roman for ya.

"Hold your horses Ro" Patton chuckles patting his impatient husbands head.

Roman bops his head up to meet Pattons hand more firmly, pout still etched on his face.

Roman pays the whole tab just so they can get out that much quicker.

Back out on the road Roman can not sit still in the back seat, the closer they get the more restless he becomes.

"We'll be there in less than an hour" Logan supplies.

"We're not going to be able to do much once we get there" Patton notices staring at the clock.

"It's barely nine" Roman says.

"Yes, and we're traveling with a five year old" Logan reminds him.

"Remus goes to bed late all the time."

This gets a snicker from his partners.

"I was not referring to your brother."

"You may as well be" Roman smirks.

Remus' chime comes from Romans phone.

"They have to have some kinda twin telepathy right?" Patton stage whispers.

Roman checks his phone and there's a singular word from Remus: Biiiiiiiiitch.

"Oh!" Roman exclaims sparkling with enthusiasm, "hold on I'll draw a quick sketch!" and he rushes off to the car.

"How much you guys wanna bet it's not going to be a quick sketch?" Remus asks.

The metaphorical crickets can be heard over all the bids no one is making.

"Aw what no one?" Remus pouts.

"We know when there's a losing battle" Virgil smirks as he too seems to be sketching.

"Wait are we drawing our guys?" Remus makes grabby hands at Virgil, "gimmie a piece of paper!"

Virgil rips a paper from his sketch book to hand it to Remus.

Thomas makes his way over to watch Remus' scribbling, "whas a fursoma?" he asks.

"It's an animal but it's you..." as Remus keeps explaining the furry thing Dee pipes up.

"I... am not great at drawing" he says, "so I'm not doing that - but I will tell you that my fursona is what I call a Snakeshifter."

When he doesn't explain further Logan prompts him, "and would you like to divulge what that entails?"

"If I must - it looks like a snake at first but can shapeshift any part of its body at a whim."

"Oh that's pretty cool!" Patton complements.

Dee smiles, "I know, but thank you."

"I'm done!" Remus shouts, "take a gander at this guy!"

"He's a Ratopus!" Remus grins, "and you may be saying: 'Remus! there's only seven limbs there!' no I didn't forget one, you see the eighth one is his dick and yes, it is a tentacle."

"That's creative" Patton says, "his design is cute in a scrugley way, like one of those small dogs! or a trashy possum!"

"Aw, thank you!" Remus beams.

Thomas laughs, "he looks stinky and funny!"

"Awww" Remus' beaming becomes more touched, "that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my little guy!"

Thomas bounces with excitement, "can I have a little guy too!?"

"Fuck yeah you can!" Remus matches Thomas' energy, "let's get some ideas rolling while these dorks talk about theirs" Remus thumbs towards Patton and Logan as he sits on the ground to help the child figure out his fursona.

"Great segue there" Virgil murmurs still sketching.

Patton snickers, "I'll take it! mine is a binturong! but it's blue with tan and pink accents! and cute accessories! I'd draw him out for ya but" he rubs his neck with a little laugh, "we'd be here for hours if I did!"

"Maybe you can later" Virgil approaches with sketchbook in hand, "I uh finished mine."

"I can do that! good idea Virge! and also yay! can we see?"

"Sure man" Virgil smirks and holds out his book.

"Wow" Patton whispers, "that's spooky!"

"Good" Virgil smiles, "he's a cryptid mix of Mothman and a Black Shuck - my two favorite cryptids."

"Do either of those have three eyes?" Logan asks.

"Well... no but Mothmans eyes are iconic and Black Shucks are sometimes depicted with one eye so I mushed em."

"That's interesting, I should look more in to cryptids sometime."

"Oh dude! they're so cool you totally should!" Virgil gushes, "ah - uh but we're talking fursonas, do you have one?"

"I think I will and yes I do which happens to be a boar of russet colouring - they're very intelligent and hardy and they're usually not very well treated."

"That's... a great pick Lo" Virgil says, "how come none of us have talked about this before? it's a shared interest."

"Oh! we should all go to a con someday!" Patton claps fervently.

"Fantastic idea Pattycake!" Roman shouts as he makes his way back to the group, "now I've doodled my sona as quickly as I can so he might not be perfect but I can't be perfect all the time - that would rob everyone else and I don't wanna be greedy."

"Of course not" Virgil deadpans.

"Shush you, here's my drawing!"

"He's a lion dragon hybrid with all of my princliness!"

"That is much more than just a doodle" Virgil and Dee say at the same time.

"You're so flattering, it's merely a sketch" Roman puffs up.

"I saw this coming and yet, I have no answer for you" Dee says.

"More like you don't want to answer" Remus pokes his cheek with a raspberry.

"I love you dearest and this is my punishment but, shut up."

"Make me" Remus grins toothily.

"In which manner would you like being shut up in?" Dee grabs Remus' shirt to drag him down to meet his face at his own level.

Remus gulps, "dealers choice."

Dee leans in close before quickly shoving a pastry in Remus' mouth.

"Wheee deh ye ge hah?" Remus laughs.

Roman lifts his head to look out of the back window to see if the others are following them.

He can't see the buggy though, "weren't they following us?" he asks.

Patton points slightly off from where Roman is looking, "they are but, I don't think they noticed us turning."

Remus points between the seats out the windshield, "isn't that Logan's car turning?"

Virgil snaps his head to the direction Remus is pointing at, "wait what?"

"Hey yeah it is!" Remus exclaims, "Dee swerve!"

"No don't swerve!" Virgil panics.

"You have enough time, swerve swerve swerve!"

There's a split second of calculation before Dee decides to click on the turning signal and yanks the steering wheel to the ramp for the rest area.

Remus lets out a "whoooo yeah!"

Thomas laughs at how the sharp turn makes him lean with the velocity.

Virgil white knuckles the dash and yells out, "Dee what the fuck why!?"

"Remus was right I had enough time" Dee simply answers.

"Barely" Virgil gripes.