#thewholertrip

Almost everyone.

Remus nudges his twin, "finally taking some pointers from me huh?"

Roman looks as offended as he possiby can play up with a scoff, "you wish! I'm just excited and I want to be there right now!" he whines that last part.

"Doesn't matter how fast you eat" Virgil starts, "you're still going to have to wait for the rest of us."

Roman crosses his arms with a mighty pout, "well you should all hurry up then."

Virgil norrows his eyes with a smirk, "I'm going to slow it down, just for you Princey."

"Ugh Viiiiirgiiiiil!"

"That sounds like a wonderful idea dear" Dee says, "we can teach Roman the importance of patience."

"By annoying me?" Roman glares.

Both Virgil and Dee smile deviously.

"I hate both of you" Roman pouts.

"Jokes on you!" Remus stands in the middle of the valet parking driveway triumphantly unscathed, "I'm invincible!"

Right after he says this a car hits his ass, it hits light enough to not hurt him but forceful enough to make him stumble.

He whips around ready to throw down before he notices a smirking Logan, a howling Roman and a slightly alarmed Patton.

"Oh, is that how you wanna play?" Remus smiles and throws himself on the hood of Logans car.

The whacking of his funny bone is worth the sound of Roman's laughter turning into a startled shriek.

He rolls to the ground, hops back up next to the drivers side and opens the door to get right in Logans face.

They have a stare off as Remus' smile widens ever so slowly, "you hit me with your car."

Logans smirk doesn't fade, "only a little tap."

"And on my bithday!" Remus dramatically points to the dashboard clock, it's a little past midnight.

"I have noticed the best way to teach about recklessness with you is to put you through minor accidents."

Remus inches closer, now nose to nose with Logan, "I was unaware you knew how to have fun."

"I'm sure you're unaware about a lot of things concerning me."

"Touch-ay."

"Touché."

"We're not getting anywhere fast with these stops!" Roman whines.

"We need food" Logan says.

"You have a whole gourmet meal right here" Roman gestures to himself.

"Yum cannibalism!" Remus says biting Roman's arm.

"Yeeowch! Remus! you heathen! that wasn't directed at you and you know it!"

Logan smirks, "as delicious as you are, that won't satiate our rumbling stomachs."

Roman shakes his brother off of him and shoves him away, "I suppose you have a point."

"Of course I do."

Remus tumbles backwards crashing into Virgil who catches him without even wobbling.

"Hey there handsome" Remus purrs, "come here often?"

Virgil looks down at him with a raised eyebrow, kisses his forehead and drops him with a "nope."

Remus laughs as his ass hits the ground.

Dee pats Remus' head as he walks up, "isn't he just a charmer?"

"He definitely knows how to get my motor going!"

"Are you guys going to continue your weird flirting or are we going to eat?" Roman asks.

Okay so it's more a a whine than a chant but that's just Roman for ya.

"Hold your horses Ro" Patton chuckles patting his impatient husbands head.

Roman bops his head up to meet Pattons hand more firmly, pout still etched on his face.

Roman pays the whole tab just so they can get out that much quicker.

Back out on the road Roman can not sit still in the back seat, the closer they get the more restless he becomes.

"We'll be there in less than an hour" Logan supplies.

"We're not going to be able to do much once we get there" Patton notices staring at the clock.

"It's barely nine" Roman says.

"Yes, and we're traveling with a five year old" Logan reminds him.

"Remus goes to bed late all the time."

This gets a snicker from his partners.

"I was not referring to your brother."

"You may as well be" Roman smirks.

Remus' chime comes from Romans phone.

"They have to have some kinda twin telepathy right?" Patton stage whispers.

Roman checks his phone and there's a singular word from Remus: Biiiiiiiiitch.

Finally did one of the requests that I asked for who knows how long ago!

It's a ceramic box shaped like a Polaroid camera!! I knew I had to make it the moment I saw it!

The only thing that didn't pan out properly was the anon outlines lining the bottom of the box, the detail bottle pen wasn't very detail oriented :T shoulda just used a brush- they're a little blotchy.

Pictures under the cut!!]