#truffle cookie

also have this wip that im never finishing

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You stopped your bike and looked ahead at the mansion in your view. You checked to make sure you had the right address before you picked up the pizza and headed to the door.

△ “Man, why was I called to this house? Pizza Cookie would’ve been alright with driving the distance here too. I just hope she doesn’t try anything again…”

You made it to the stoop and before you could even ring the bell, the door opens. As if she were waiting…

△ “Oh, hello dearie. You had arrived earlier than expected.”

△ “Evening to you too, Ms. Truffle Cookie. I have your order right here, a large pizza with…flies as toppings?”

△ “Oh no, this is not for me. It is for my spiders, they have grown quite hungry lately.”

A multitude of spiders suddenly drop down from the top of the porch and swoop the pizza away in an instant. You were left standing there for a moment.

△ “Ah. Right. Of course! You never seemed like the pizza eating type…that’s not to say that you couldn’t eat it! I didn’t mean to imply that.”

△ “It’s okay, dearie. You meant no offense. Now allow me to pay for the delivery.”

She gets out her purse before she starts to dig through it, searching for the right amount of coins. She was oddly pretty slow about it as she sets her eyeicngs to yours.

△ “Sooo…how did you know that I was approaching your door? You opened it before I even got the stoop. You said I was even early about it too, heh.”

△ “I tend to wait outside when I’m expecting guests. It would be rude of me if I kept you waiting even a minute later.”

△ “That…kinda answers my question-“

△ “Guests…it has been a while since I’ve had them. I get so excited that I prepare tea and snacks before they arrive…”

△ “Right, I see…”

△ “Would you like to come inside? I would hate it if I just sent you on your way after payment, I’d make my house the most comfortable for you.…”

△ “I would, but I still have deliveries to do, Ms. Truffle Cookie. I’d hate to get written up for being late on orders.”

△ “Lying is not a good look for you, dearie~ I’m sure your work will understand that you’re keeping a lonely old Cookie like me company.”

△ “I’m not lying! I have other orders to do!”

△ “My spiders have already checked your bike, they don’t see any more pizzas in the basket you’re carrying there.”

△ “What? Since when did that happen?!”

△ “The same time they started placing webbing under your feet.”

What the? You just realized that you couldn’t move! A net of web suddenly springs upward and traps you in the air!

△ “Not again, Truffle Cookie!”

△ “I couldn’t help it, dearie~ You make my day better when you visit me! It is a time that i would hate to lose so soon.”

△ “But work…”

△ “I will take full responsibility…”

△ “…What snacks are we talking are talking about here?”

△ “Lemon squares, your favorite!”

△ “HELL YEA-“