#cr x reader

HE’S SO EMBARRASSED, WHAT DID WE SAY TO HIM-

Timekeeper with a goofy ahh face every time-

Rizz so powerful that we destroyed Black Forest’s indoctrination, god damn-

PASS THE CONTROLLER, PAVLOVA-

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Open for Commissions °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

My Lambert!Y/N design isn't so cool ik-

Idk how to do shadow milk's mannerisms so let's pretend I do know

"Oh Lamby~ Please make me as your one and only partner~!"

"Wait where in the ever loving witches did you came from? Are you a spy..?"

Ignore the bg, some cookie is just fuming rn

Bonus here ya'll come get it

Mspaint was a PAIN :D

Dead certain they have killed a thousands of cookies

how to cut a serious deadly moment...

Even Buttercream thinks he is being stupid rn, ITS THAT BAD-

For everytime Royal Margarine Cookie tries to rizz his way out of a situation, I'd have a Nickle.

Bro has maxed out charisma- That's an achievement

BONUS HERE YA'LL

Part three of longan x you but kinda a joke

Critical Role Headcanons!

For Percy, Vax, Molly, and Caleb

I had to do it for some of my favorites from Vox Machina and The Nein because I could understand them better but I totally wanna get better at writing for more characters for sure! I’m also tryna watch c4 as it comes out but I’m still only on episode one🙄 but here’s my contribution anyway!

THIS WORK CONTAINS NSFW SO MINORS DNI😊

Vax’ildan:

SFW

* The sweetest man, when he needs to be by your side absolutely NOTHING is stopping him

* Now he will play pranks or little jokes on you but it’s for fun, bonus points if you play with him or prank him

* Loves if you love his sister. As we know Vex is the other half to Vax’s soul so the two of you getting along would be ideal for him

* Loves to talk sweetly to ya, I mean don’t get me wrong he is a flirty guy but he also speaks with the heart and it sounds like poetry.

* He starts out a bit shy to the romanticism even if you were friends first, but it still blows you away when he plans dates or hands you a flower with a coy smile and “these reminded me of you”

* PET NAMES! He does not care if they are goofy or not terms of endearment are his jam! Please call him Pookie or Sassy-Half-Elf and he’ll be quick to give you a silly little nickname too

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* PLEASE for the love of the Gods call him a good boy

* Mans is a switch with a raging praise kink cmon now

* Ya know how I said nicknames earlier? Yeah Vax is both Daddy and Sweet Baby Boy and he will let you know when he’s in the mood for the Daddy moments that’s for sure😏

* I felt the need to mention how he can be on top, saying the sweetest words, and then BAM his wings pop out and oh my my he’s so gorgeous and elegant while he’s pounding into you relentlessly (lemme stop while I’m at it😮‍💨)

* Vax is willing to try most anything once so he’s a pretty freaky fellow

Mollymauk:

SFW

* Sweet silver tongue man! He will compliment you until you are red as a lobster sweetie!

* Lets you braid his hair, do nails together, all the lovely little things that mean so much!

* Speaking of being pampered together I think he would absolutely love to bathe together often! Just the intimacy and also you smell like each other now!

* He also likes to brush your hair and help you get dressed, I mean look at him he’s fabulous!

* I know everyone can agree when I say Molly is an amazing listener, he will be your ears and shoulder to cry on/vent to/etc!

* Doing readings together (only for him to flirt with you in the process, “oh The Stars card? The gods are just stunned by the look in your eyes is all darling.”)

* Makes flustering you a game and my is he all too good at it!

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* Just like his swords that thang is CURVED and absolutely delicious

* He. Has. A. FORKED TONGUE! No more elaboration other than you’ll have the best orgasm before you even process what’s going on

* That tongue is also good for speaking words of desire into your open ears the whole time! Not a HUGE talker but knows what to say and when, “oh that’s right darling, you make the most wonderful sound pretty…oh and I mean from both mouths dear” *I’m fainting at the thought*

* ah, to my favorite parts now! GRAB this man by the horns and I MEAN IT! When he’s eating you out he’ll not even say a word just grabs your hands and places them on his horns to use as you see fit

* And his TAIL!! Flicks your nipples, wraps around your legs when necessary, Hell I think he’d be down to use it for double penetrating if you’re up for it! “I’ll try anything once” (famous last words to your sore sorry hole). THIS MAN IS A FREAK in the best way🥴

Caleb:

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* Oh my sweet Caleb, he would looove to talk about his readings with you and as a fellow reader I think that’s it’s a beautiful way to spend quality time

* He’s like an excited child when you find him a new book! He will let you read some of his or he could get you separate books from his own if you’re into a certain genre

* Please dear gods bathe with this man so he doesn’t smell like a hobo! I think he would actually start to care about his appearance more in light of your affections but help a man out would ya?

* Sweet German pet names! He’s affection in words 100%

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* Speaking of German words I KNOW he’s speaking tongues as SOON as he gets in it babe. Sweet pet names, sometimes nasty little phrases of how it feels too good

* such a shy man when it comes to physical acts of love but if you push him around and tell him what you want I’m sure he’s willing to try for you

* NOISES!! He may be great at words but oh the sounds he makes are FERAL!!😮‍💨

*This man’s expressions are the SWEETEST 😩

Percy:

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* Oh sweet Percival, he stumbles a bit because he’s not used to this love thing. I mean besides the small affection he saw from his parents.

* Definitely a man who leaves lingering light touches to your hands, shoulders, gently on your waist.

* Give this man a smooch on the cheek when he’s least expecting it and watch him turn into a tomato😙 (he’s too cute omg)

* That man dates to have a WIFE and will let you know it!! Plus he dreams of having children with you, the white picket fence life (if that’s what you’d want)

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* Now while he may be a sweet man, he is a willing to learn kinda man! So you may have to teach him the ropes but by the Gods he’ll be trying to pin you down on his own soon enough!

* Once he gets you all intimate like this, he’s a GONER! He’ll be addicted! All love struck and face fucked out (aahhhh >///<)

* Oh BOY! Is he a sensitive man! Light grazes to his chest and hip bones and he’s already rock hard. And he doesn’t mind to be roughed up a smidge just don’t go too hard or he’ll get overstimulated quickly

* Another one for the praise boy category. He’ll just GROAN if you praise him when it sinks in!

For example, I actually just started playing CRK nearly 2 weeks ago after watching a bunch of animations and cutscenes about the latest Beast Yeast episode online, right? And as a result, I got enough F2P currency from being a new user to get, in this exact order: Pure Vanilla Cookie, then Black Sapphire Cookie, then the soul jams to awaken PV, then Shadow Milk Cookie. All of this happened before GingerBrave canonically met any of them.

So basically Shmilk woke up one day, was out of the tree he was trapped in for what felt like an eternity, appeared in some random small kingdom, sees PV who was now all glowy and angelic and hanging out with his minion for some reason, who immediately walks up to him and says something like, "Hey man. I experienced enlightenment and I have no idea how. But through context clues from The Baker, I think I just ruined your entire corruption arc you had planned for me? Sorry about that. You wanna beat up some cake monsters as these children learn the dark lore of our existences?"

I don't think PV talks like that, but you get the picture. I like the idea of accidentally ruining the entire plotline by having some lucky gacha pulls~

"ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ!"

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 540

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ɴᴏɴᴇ

ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

ᴀ/ɴ: ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ꜰᴏʀ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ-ᴜᴘ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.

ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ᴍɪʟᴋ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ x ʙᴀᴋᴇʀ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

✧ SHADOW MILK COOKIE would be ecstatic about finally being released from the Silver Tree, and with a physical form no less? All so far ahead of schedule? Oh, he was over the moon! But where was he? This wasn't that silly faerie kingdom. As a matter of fact, was he even still on Beast-Yeast?

✧ In the context of the story the existence of the Cookie Kingdom is, well, horrifying. New cookies being summoned were a common occurrence within its walls, from different regions, time periods, and even ones that had crumbled long ago. After a certain point the ruler of the kingdom started finding ways to allow cookies to adjust to their new life, but of course that system didn't work for everyone.