#trombone section

Flashback to that one time that most of the trombone section went to McDonald's and some random guy came up and showed my friend Billy a picture of a wolf and then when Billy looked confused the guy just kinda smiled and nodded and said, "that's a big wolf," and then left. And that, my friends, was the most confusing moment of my entire band career. This Flashback™ brought to you by the fact that I randomly remembered this in the shower and laughed so hard that I inhaled soap bubbles.

The other day in Band, we were rehearsing a piece that switches to 6/8 time part of the way through it. The Trombones had rests all the way through it, but unfortunately, I had a temporary mind blank on how to count it, so I turned to the guy next to me and asked. "I don't really know," He admitted, "I just kind of feel for it." ...The guy on the other side of me then slaps his hand down on his music and loudly whispers "AW YEAH, I FEEL IT NOW." while sensually stroking it. ...I love my section.

Okay so to give you a scope of how weird brass players are our trombone section calls their section leader 'daddy'