Joining The Skeleton War

FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME

SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.

YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????

if you bind, please don’t wear your binder while you are sick.

Vivipary is the premature sprouting of seeds inside the fruit and is more likely to happen when abscisic acid (ABA), a plant hormone that regulates seed dormancy and germination, is reduced. Vivipary is not uncommon in overripe or very vine-ripe tomatoes and tomatoes stored in the refrigerator where exposure to cool temperatures and low light are thought to inhibit ABA. Environmental conditions such as potassium deficiency and over fertilization with nitrogen are also thought to influence vivipary. In addition, some types of tomatoes (cultivars) are more prone to vivipary indicating that genetic factors may play a role. While tomatoes undergoing vivipary may not be very appealing or tasty, they are safe to eat.

Dad got four months in jail, mother for house arrest for three months.

Pretty lenient considering they let an infant suffer needlessly.

Remember when that black mother left her kids in the running car to go to a job interview? She was sentenced to 18 years of probation. Wow..

bonus:

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