Welcome to Band Camp

I just cHOKED

This is still one of the most hilarious and relatable things I have ever seen

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far

the joke is that you could do this for any brass instrument and it would sound better than the instrument is supposed to sound

I feel the need to point out, that is not a trombone, that is a fucking mellophone and this is the worst thing ever unleashed upon the earth.

@smoll-flute @moonmoon-moxie

I REALLY TRIED TO SCROLL PAST OK//

I WAS A FOOL AND PLAYED IT WITHOUT SOUND AT FIRST

they should be practising

Who?

the musician reading this

I’m not a musician, I’m just someone pretending to be

Aren’t we all

pro tip: chair challenge your band director

plot twist: the fucking color guard gets hit by a flying snare drum

In my school’s marching band, no one is allowed to dab in uniform, because one time one of the flutes dabbed in uniform and smacked the band director in the face.

Twas meeeeeee