Sep 14, 2017
[We had a critique in band today cause we have our band show on Saturday so I'll briefly describe what I heard]
Trombones, who lost: Where did we go wrong...
Baritones: LOGAN, WE COULD HAVE WON IF YOU DIDN'T FIX YOUR SUNGLASSES
Clarinets, who fucking won again those little squeaking pieces of shi-: *collective screaming*
Tubas and Trumpets: *all chanting* We didn't lose. We didn't lose. We didn't lose.
Saxes: Who's shoe is on the visitor hash of the 50?
Flutes: CAN YOU HEAR US NOW, MR. CRABS?!
Field Comanders: *calmly congratulating each other*
