General Romantic

Shockwave doesn’t show his love much. When he does however it’s usually in small mostly unnoticed just gestures that you wouldn’t think meant much unless you really think hard on it.

If he ever does a grand gesture it’s usually after carefully watching other couples, Most likely Breakdown and Knockout.

With Human Reader(Romantic)

Will play social experiments with you. Small things like were or not you like being touch in certain places or how many ’kisses’ will tolerate in a day.

Will carry close to his chassis. He know what some of his comrades will do.

Doesn’t move during recharge so he sleeps with you on him.

With Cybertronian(Romantic)

Is awkward holding hands. He only has one so you have to be on one side all the time.

You looked around the Captain’s Quarters, which was a complete mess, and sighed. “Better cleans this up before Ultra Magnus sees this. He’s stressed spark couldn’t handle it,” you mutter before starting to clean the room. Putting things back to there proper place and tidying up things in the room. “There. All better now. Magnus won’t have a spark-attack,” you examined the room admiring your work. ‘I Still want to know what happened though,” shaking the thought, “Maybe Red Alert knows”

The paranoia struck mech flinched at the sound of his door closing.  “Red Alert how are you?” you said softly in almost a whisper to not frighten him. “Fine,” he said fidgeting with he object in servos.“ Do you know what happened the Captain’s Quarters?” he nodded his head to your question.“ It was Whirl… I don’t why.” He mumbled. “Thank you” you smiled.

Oddly quiet and empty were the halls. Only you wandered the halls looking for the culprit of the mess in the Captain’s Quarters. Pulling away from your thoughts you spot the blue mech, “Whirl!” he jumped quickly turning to the Cybertronian that called him, “Hey, (Y/N) how are you. How’s the business going?” You shook your helm as his suspicious behavior, “Why did you wreck the Captain’s Quarters.” Whirl shrugged, “I’m a Wrecker it’s what I do.” Venting you replied, “You’re an ex-wrecker Whirl tell me the truth.” He slumped in defeat, “Alright one of the crew members made fun of some one I kinda care for and I got made OK.” Sighing you smile at the mech, “OK just don’t do it again or, I’ll” you pause. “You’ll what, (Y/N)?” Whirl piped. You laid you servos on his shoulders,“I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…with my mouth…gently…several times….” you declared. “I don’t have a mouth (Y/N)” Whirl chuckled. “Whatever” you whispered before placing a kiss on his helm.

“I’m going to violate you!”

honestly, both starscream and megatron would make sure their pet would look their best (as well as knockout, for obvious reasons).

being comfortable, however, is a completely different story. it all depends on how much the cons actually /care/ about their human. It’s different scenarios, and depends on if we’re thinking about what would actually happen, and what would happen if said Con was infatuated/possibly obsessed with the human pet in question.

First, let’s look at what would /actually/ happen.

If Megatron and Starscream only kept the human around to literally /be/ a pet, and a trophy (possibly to show off to the autobots), all they’d care about is keeping said pet looking somewhat presentable. Comfort and happiness aren’t top priority.

Under Megatron’s ownership, the human would be taken care of by other people, for the most part. Various Drones, Knockout, and Soundwave, to name a few. You’d most likely get fed, and groomed by said medic, but not much else. And then, the only reason Knockout even cares to groom you is that he wants to kiss up to Megatron- and what better way than to make his pet look pretty?

Starscream’s a different story. The con’s too prideful to actually ask for assistance from anyone else aside from, possibly, a few drones. You’ve already lost your best bet for any kind of good food (Soundwave) and meticulous grooming (Knockout). Starscream would give you the necessary materials to groom yourself, but would- most likely- refuse to even touch you. Cold baths and disgusting bathroom areas are sure to happen. You may get your cage clean once or twice a month by Drones. But let’s face it- they care about you even less than Starscream does.

Next, let’s talk about scenario B- obsession and infatuation.

Megatron would only have two trusted people look after you, if he couldn’t. Knockout, and Soundwave. You’d get treated well, but Megatron would still be an overbearing presence. Overbearing to the point you’re smothered, and can’t do anything without him around. As you’d expect, he’d make you rely on him for /everything/. Most likely: Stockholm Syndrome times seven.

Starscream, as before, is too prideful to ask for assistance from anyone. This time, the Drones are /only/ involved to clean your cage. Starscream is no stranger to grooming, and he would make you look very pleasing. He’d carry you around- most likely to just show you off, and then get enraged if anyone even /seemed/ to show interest (same with Megatron, to be truthful). Just like Megatron, he’d make you rely on him for everything.

Both of them would bring you anything you wanted, but only to make it seem like you didn’t need to leave. You have everything you could ever want with them- why would you need to go back to your boring life where security wasn’t a certainty?