re: macaroons & inappropriate conduct
*knocks, walks in, clears throat* Now, this is not an apology. I starkly refuse to apologise for telling the truth! And, equally, I refuse to apologise for my (mild) inappropriate conduct. Dearest High King, being mildly inappropriate is the centerfold piece of my charm! π However,
I do offer some reparations concerning your ah, discomfort. *slides over a plate*
Let it be known - I am not the one to be outdone in my own domain, which is baking. βtis mine ground and I will defend my baker's honour with fervour, triple chocolate brownies... Or even flambΓ©, if it comes to that! πββοΈ (#greatLindonBakeOff ?)
*The elf squints at the plate. π€¨π« Ams crossed. Fingers tapping. The tension is real.*
Soooo... no apology. No remorse... but brownies? π€
*Pauses. Picks one up. Takes a bite. 1- Repeats action. 2- Repeats action.... and just to make sure 3- Repeats action*
Nothing about this is mild. TRIPLE chocolate is a force of nature. π«πͺοΈ The sugar is a full-scale catastrophe. π₯β‘ The brownies... CONQUERED. Resistance is futile. π«π°ππ₯Β
*Pauses. Considers life choices. Considers the vast spectrum between
mild-mildy-mildeness=catastrophe??? + FlambΓ© π₯π£ π₯ βOH NO.β *sugar HITS. Eyes widen. The glow intensifies* β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨πβ¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨
Ok my friend.. Your tactics are bold. Your defiance, unwavering. Your baking skills? Unreasonably effective. *nods solemnly, * Very well. Your bakerβs honor is safe. Reparations accepted. ππ«πππ Go wreck havocπͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ ππ BUUUT please do keep me out of the explosion radius. π£
*turns and gets out*
OH. OH, THIS IS POWER. THIS ISβ a tactical mistake. π΅π« IIβm hearing colors. Iβm seeing music.
Pauses. Regains composure.
LINDOOOOON, LETβS PARTY. ππ₯π«β¨
