So. It turns out that situationships become incredibly unserious when you're made aware of stalking for over two years from an individual I've met thrice.
I was sharing a milkshake with my "will they won't they?", who's making googly eyes and saying "wow , if only it didn't have to be this way.. if only we could be together. We're basically dating 🥺🥺"
And I went, entirely unenthused. "uh-huh. Sure. Whatever. So will you help me change the locks on all my doors and install curtains on top of my blinds this weekend?"
