this train heist (module by @r-n-w, my second time ever DMing for those following along at home) is going great:
- three PCs and a horse have stacked themselves under a coat to pretend to be a centaur. they are passing a Shetland pony off as their collective cousin by draping it in worms on a string
- the “one last job, I’m supposed to be retired” dwarf learned one of his many adoptive granddaughters also got recruited for this job and has both shown half the party her baby pictures and also had to hold her back from trying to go assassinate her ex who she definitely is still in love/psychosexual obsessive lesbianism with. for like the twentieth time.
- warlock “called their dad” to do recon and contacted a worm on a string coat wearing minor trickster god. you know, his dad
- the ex accountant turned fighter fully slid a knife through the bars of her former coconspirator (and the sheriff’s prisoner)’s cell by distracting the deputy with a flying bison
- the Shetland pony quacks btw
- changeling gunslinger transformed into a shorter version of the warlock and when he tried to change back his heterochromia got flipped
- capybaran fighter drank a complimentary cocktail invented by the saloon car attendant called the Baleful Polymorph and grew fantasy Texas longhorn cattle horns
- oh, and the sheriff is about to throw down w them in the most crowded train car. nbd
