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Sirius Black probably would know all the words to the Mamma Mia sound track...no one can convince me otherwise.
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Practically how it always goes...
*Walks into the room after trimming my beard* Me: “Well? What d’ya think?” Fiancee: *giggles, turns to look, then deadpans* Me: “What’s wrong?” Fiancee: *is actually upset* “You cut off too much again!" Me, wearing my choppy new beard-do and half a dozen pieces of tp on my neck: “Can’t you at least appreciate the effort it took?” Fiancee: “It doesn’t even look good!” Me: “IT’S ABSTRACT.”
Nobody:
Me:
(The story of what really happened to Clem’s hat when it was in the ocean.)
Hey guys, remember that part in #HarryPotter when they went into the library with the giant books and got turned into guinea pigs? ⚡#totallyhappened . . . Ok Instagram: me and the other human are going to the "Potter Night & the Super Immersive Hella Magical Wizarding Experience" tonight and he has a great costume but I don't know what to wear... 😐 Any suggestions on putting together an impromptu wizarding outfit in an hour?? (at PianoFight) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDxRPxhtNA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cbzdjbldizgu
Washington:Son-
Hamilton:Don't call me son *Triggered*
Washington: Bitch da fuck you mean okay DAUGHTER
Hamilton:N-
Lauren:May I court your daughter please?
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Hamilton:I swear Eliza I am straight!!
Laurens From The Distance:Straight Up Gay
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[casual copy and pasted event from sims 4]
“imagine trees, but like, glow-in-the-dark.”
“haha, like, the band? Neon Trees? remember them?”
“dude, IMAGINE TREES!”
“maybe you should take a nap.”
