Practically how it always goes...
*Walks into the room after trimming my beard* Me: “Well? What d’ya think?” Fiancee: *giggles, turns to look, then deadpans* Me: “What’s wrong?” Fiancee: *is actually upset* “You cut off too much again!" Me, wearing my choppy new beard-do and half a dozen pieces of tp on my neck: “Can’t you at least appreciate the effort it took?” Fiancee: “It doesn’t even look good!” Me: “IT’S ABSTRACT.”















