#torz

So, @your-local-metalhead and myself were at our shenanigans again, plotting out fabulous headcanons and this glorious monstrosity was born:

Band Name: Lights in Shadow

Band Lineup:

Ratbag - lead male vocals, flute

Maglor - also male vocals, keyboard, I mean he can really do anything the band needs him to

Az-Harto - drums

Idril - bassist

Baranor - guitar

Talion - security guard 

Eltariel - security guard

Flak and Torz - any special effects needed, especially pyrotechnics

Shelob - manager, promoter (absolute girl boss)

@your-local-metalhead - stage crew, groupie

@that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger - gutturals, stage crew, groupie 

Social Media:

Talion, Az-Harto, Idril, Baranor, Eltariel, Shelob have insta

Flak and Torz share a TikTok where they post videos of them doing ridiculous stuff and trying out experiments with explosives and what not

Ratbag has a tumblr and is the uruk behind the camera on a lot of Talion’s posts

Maglor well we joked about him having a myspace but I mean we never decided in the end

Talion’s Insta is nothing but vids of him at the gym giving workout tips, showing how to do different workouts, giving general workout help and ideas, and dietary tips including delicious recipes for cheat days

Eltariel's insta is nothing but selfies of her wearing sunglasses in front of cool looking historical sites or gorgeous nature shots. Occasionally she's got other people in her selfies including Krimp. The person who appears the most is Idril, who always wears matching sunglasses

Az-Harto's insta is him working on his drums or working on cars and stuff. he doesn't post often like once every 2 months

Idril has photos of her with other band members, her bass and Baranor, and she is stylish as hell in all of them. All of her pics with Talion are them in the gym or out running (bonus points if you can spot Ratbag in the background drooling over Talion)

Ratbag is an absolute darling on Tumblr. He interacts with fans freely, posts frequently and answers asks. 

Tumblr is where Ratbag posts his selfies, vids, the works

There’s a section on Ratbag’s blog dedicated to Talion’s arms

Baranor’s insta is mostly pics of him with the band or his brother, beautiful landscapes that are mainly Lithlad

Shelob’s insta is also a bunch of fashionable stuff (all in black or dark colors) but then there's a shit ton of creepy stuff and pictures of her pet spiders

Other:

Ratbag and Talion are dating

Just after the end of a concert, Ratbag gets Talion on the stage and kiss him in front of everyone.  That's how they made they revealed their relationship and I like to think it was also an act of protest against racism and homophobia

^Ratbag is 100% on his tiptoes for that 

Some people do ship Talion and Eltariel until the public smooch

Idril and Eltariel are dating, but they don’t broadcast 

Idril is bisexual

Baranor is asexual

he’s Idril and Eltariel’s #1 supporter because he’s got a big brother-little sister relationship with Idril

no one takes Eltariel seriously until (and this happens at each concert) she subdues some massive olog and Talion doesn't even lift a finger to help her because he knows she can handle it on her own

everyone has their own fanclub, including one specifically for Talion’s arms for which Ratbag is the President

Though, Mags has the most fangirls/fanboys because tragic ancient hot scary Feanorian Elf. He's also got that slightly feral, weather-worn, mannish look that elves thirst for

Mags is 100% a thirst trap...for everyone regardless of race

Honestly, people are utterly shocked at his reappearance

Originally, they look at Celebrimbor as manager but Mags isn’t having any of it

First words Mags every speaks to Celebrimbor: "Get the fuck out"

"You were a nice kid, now you're a bastard"

"Reminds me of my dear brother who was also your father"

Shelob always wears stellar high heels

If anyone is interested here is a playlist of songs we’ve got for the band: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5BpJKdAnRq8LKDANXAtpeZ?si=zJroIP71QtKjIm-W7qI6jQ&nd=1

It explodes anyway and Flak goes unconscious.

In the meanwhile, Torz just watched all of this, wide-eyed, frozen by panic. These few terrible seconds felt like a long stressful hour to him and, as he stares at his brother passing out, his body moves on his own.

From that moment, he has just a vague idea of what happened. He remembers picking up his brother and running away from the fight, to a safe and isolated spot.

Then he got called back on the battlefield, someone he can't recall remained with his brother and, finally, they conquered the fort.

He doesn't know who gave the speech, who got promoted to overlord- He just ran to where he left his brother, climbed up the roof and here Flak was, talking to a glob next him like nothing happened.

Nem látod, hogy mi az igazi érték, hiszel a hazugságokban, s akkor jössz rá, mikor már késő, mert átvágtak. A legtöbb ember  kihasználja a másik, mert érdeke, vagy csak szimplán unatkozik, nincs más szórakozása. Elveszik a család szerepe, mert a szülő és a gyerek is egy olyan közegben mozog, ahol szinte az agyát mossák át, mert megmondják mit egyél ami egészséges, igyál, mit szedj, majd tíz év múlva bevallják, hogy bocs tévedtünk, rákot okoz.

Egy mókuskerékben rohanunk, ahol előírják, hogy mit és hogy csinálj, mikor, miközben a legtöbbnek abszolút nincs értelme. Rohadt felgyorsult világ, állandó verseny az idővel, holott igaziból nincs olyan halaszthatatlan dolog. S te elvárod magadtól a megfelelést, ami szinte lehetetlen.

És örökké elégedetlen leszel, hajszolt, elfelejtesz szeretni, szidod a másikat, a főnököt, a tanárt, a szülőt, a gyereket, a szomszédot, akárkit.

Ők úgysem fognak elhagyni soha.