Unsettling and Energic

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

limping away from the battlefield all by yourself, handsome?

so you’re an entity that’s existed for eons and you decided that the best possible human vessel for you was a twink…. right. Right

there is a level of confidence exclusive to men carrying enchanted swords

the whole point of a self indulgent headcanon is that its self indulgent and can be used self indulgently, but when i, shame experiencers georg,

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

they made me hold the wizard's staff for five minutes and now i know three extra languages and one terrible secret

Heyyy, how come you got languages? When I had to hold the wizard's staff all I got was a mess on my sleeve and this sigil on my wrist that glows and itches when they want me back in their tower. No fair.

wizard staff likes me more than you L loser

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

love it when characters do a sacrifice play ostensibly to save others but mostly so they don't have to face themselves

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"

a character who truly, legitimately goes “but why does that matter?” about their feelings when someone who cares about them asks. and the sudden falling of everyone around them’s faces as they realize that this person doesn’t recognize themself as someone who needs or should be taken care of. i want Everyone to hurt. surprise at the idea, worry for them, horror at not having noticed. do you see this person who doesn’t think of themselves as a person?

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it