Ted Nasmith


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Ted Nasmith

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My genuine NEED for people to understand that Shelob is not “just a giant spider” cannot be understated.
That is the last known living child of the being of the abyss that destroyed the trees of light you’re referring to. That’s not a spider it is a demigod of an unfathomable evil beyond Sauron’s BOSS.
And SAMWISE FUCKING GAMGEE scared her off.
Maybe this explains where I've been since I last posted online: I just finished dreaming of Mordor as a comfy abode despite all appearances. And yes, there is no pool of lava. It's just a hot spring down there.
Mount Doom is Sauron's secret sauna.
Heh.
had an idea a while ago for a lotr alphabet board book and it's finally done! so here are the Arda ABCs!
I've another tolkien academic article to recommend, though this one is far more easily accessible than 'Wretched of Middle-earth' thankfully, though is also amusingly written by some 'Millers'
"Tolkien and Rape; Sexual Terror, Sexual Violence, and the Woman’s Body in Middle-earth" by T. S. Miller and Elizabeth Miller contains #1 an excellent examination of Shelob's often remarked upon 'monstrously-feminine sexuality' #2 a robust (if still too nervous for my liking) critique of Tolkien's treatment of rape in all his body of work, and #3 a whole new anecdote about Tolkien's medievalist scholarship that I had never heard about. This anecdote is also, crucially, so fucking embarassing for him like it has to be read to be believed.
The paper is (I think?) pretty approachable apart from the quotes that are in middle english. And somehow a bit funny too! Which I understand is strange to say about an article discussing rape but look;
In what follows, we will insist on paying close attention to what Tolkien and his writings say and show about women as embodied beings who desire and who age, even when these women take the shape of outsized arachnids.

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Also I need everyone to know that Samwise Gamgee is the original "touch her and I kill you" man, exept much better. No one will ever do it like him.
A demon spawn has hurt mr. Frodo and now his Sam will fucking murder the demon spawn. As he should.
'Shelob', the giant spider from the Lord of the Rings, illustration by Ted Nasmith, 1987.
This is the kinda shit I wanna see Ungoliant do