#tomrobsmith

So, I just finished this book series (okay, I finished it a couple weeks ago) and found out there is a MOVIE of the first book with Gary Oldman. And there’s a documentary also. Which I have to say guys... this series is fucked up but so good. Believe me, even if historical fiction isn’t your deal you’ll be hooked within the first few pages. It’s dark, deeply disturbing and totally based on a true story of Russia’s Red Ripper, a sociopathic serial killer who murdered over 50 people, many of them children. Visit Stalin’s Soviet Union where murder doesn’t exist simply because crime doesn’t exist. I really can’t stress how quickly I ran through these novels. And Child 44 was TRS’ first book. Well done, sir, well done.

This picture annoys me though because the books are out of order: 

Child 44

The Secret Speech

Agent 6

Where is Tom Robb Smith and why haven’t we kicked his ass yet.

THANK YOU FOR THIS MOST PRESSING OF QUESTIONS

HE IS A SHAMELESS SLUT WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO DUPE THE MASSES INTO THINKING HE IS NOTHING BUT PRETTY, SO OUR ARMY HAS SEEN A REDUCTION IN NUMBERS

EXHIBIT A

EXHIBIT B

EXHIBIT C

THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE BEATS A VERY ENGLISH SCANDAL

AND TOM ROB SMITH GETS TO GO ON STAGE AND GIVE A SPEECH

BUT BEN DOESN’T BECAUSE HIS AWARD WAS ANNOUNCED AT THE PRE-SHOW

TEAR DOWN TOM ROB SMITH

TOM ROB SMITH YOU DECEIVED US

I WILL FIND YOU TRS

TRS YOU CANNOT RUN 

but also

i see

okay

let me think

hmmm

still thinking