#tom answer

What sort of question is that?

I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.

SHOW ME!

...dammit Shadow.

*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!

YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!

AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!

At least it wasn't Disney!

I'm married.

*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.

This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.

*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.

Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~

*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.

And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*

I am the youngest of two older brothers. It's both the bane of my existence and the best shit ever.

Tom, your brothers are lunatics.

I'm more than aware. It takes about an entire morning to just convince the boys to get out of their hiding spots when we go visit them.

You do know that is not normal right?

*Tom sighs and nods. The boys take over the stream. They are sitting in the attic.* Well it can get hectic and with Knuckles, privacy doesn't exist unless we lock the doors and he can literally break doors. I care about Tails and Knucks, but I also miss not being flung through a wall for any minor inconvenience. Also having brothers is fun because I can draw them as fish and it's the most hilarious shit ever.

Until you get thrown through a wall. Anyway, being the youngest means I get away with more than what Knucks and Sonic get away with and that's fun.

That's just annoying as fuck, it's not even a benefit to having siblings to me.

Agreed, hedgehog.

I also get scary older brothers privileges.

As the eldest, it is my duty to protect the youngest members of the tribe. It is a very important duty that I take seriously.

Of course they do.

It's one of those things that is hard to hide. You can't hide four entire alien children. They will be noticed and trust me, they are very good at being noticed.

*Sonic walks by and takes a bite from his Kitkat bar.* Because we want to be noticed.

Yeah, if they didn't want to be noticed, they would be making it difficult to find them. *Tom notices how Sonic just chomped on his Kitkat like a heathen.* Kid, please stop doing Kitkat crimes.

Or what?

Or I'll have to arrest you for emotional damage.

You'll have to catch me for that! *Tom grabs Sonic before he can run off and just keeps him in his arms.* You know what? Air jail is fine.

Eughhh don't remind me of that. *Shadow shudders.* That shit hurt like a bitch.

*Maddie gives Shadow a stern glare. Sonic laughs before licking Shadow's head, earning himself some contented purrs from Shadow in response.* Yeah, you ate shit when I punched you up there. You were sneezing moondust for about a week after we found you.

It makes sense. Moon dust is sharp because there's no erosion in space to wear out the bits so he was sneezing microscopic blades for a week.

Hmm, got a little kick to it. Extra spicy seasoning. *Shadow snorts in a laugh in response.*

*Sonic and Shadow are making out sonadowly in the attic, lost in their own little world. Then suddenly Tom walks in and he looks visibly annoyed.* Ahem.

*Sonic jumps and pulls away from Shadow. If cartoons were part of reality, Shadow would have little hearts floating above his head.* Wha-? Dad? What's happening?

Zootopia or Bad Guys?

*Sonic is licking the top of Shadow's head and listening to Shadow purr in contentment. He doesn't even look at the camera.* I'm gonna go with Bad Guys.

Mm. Agreed.

I find Bad Guys more fun than Zootopia.

Bad Guys is the more entertaining tale.

The racism and acceptance message of Zootopia falls a little flat.

Bad Guys is also not Disney.

And it has less copaganda.

*Sonic is practically vibrating with excitement.* FUCK THE POLICE!

*Tom just sighs.* Sonic, I am the police.

...except for Dad and Wade.

Shout out to Mrs. Wachowski for taking "fuck the police" literally. *Sonic and Shadow are trying to hold their laughter.*