#knuckles answer

I'm married.

*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.

This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.

*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.

Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~

*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.

And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*

*Knuckles is sitting eating a bowl of fresh fruits, watching Shadow move his portion around his bowl without eating anything. He reads the message and gives the camera an unimpressed look, answering quietly;*

I am the youngest of two older brothers. It's both the bane of my existence and the best shit ever.

Tom, your brothers are lunatics.

I'm more than aware. It takes about an entire morning to just convince the boys to get out of their hiding spots when we go visit them.

You do know that is not normal right?

*Tom sighs and nods. The boys take over the stream. They are sitting in the attic.* Well it can get hectic and with Knuckles, privacy doesn't exist unless we lock the doors and he can literally break doors. I care about Tails and Knucks, but I also miss not being flung through a wall for any minor inconvenience. Also having brothers is fun because I can draw them as fish and it's the most hilarious shit ever.

Until you get thrown through a wall. Anyway, being the youngest means I get away with more than what Knucks and Sonic get away with and that's fun.

That's just annoying as fuck, it's not even a benefit to having siblings to me.

Agreed, hedgehog.

I also get scary older brothers privileges.

As the eldest, it is my duty to protect the youngest members of the tribe. It is a very important duty that I take seriously.

Bold of you to assume I got strong, Anonymous User. I am one million percent muscle!

*Sonic rolls his eyes.* He deadlifts the heaviest object he can get his hands on and has an entire workout routine.

Must you expose my secrets, Hedgehog?

Zootopia or Bad Guys?

*Sonic is licking the top of Shadow's head and listening to Shadow purr in contentment. He doesn't even look at the camera.* I'm gonna go with Bad Guys.

Mm. Agreed.

I find Bad Guys more fun than Zootopia.

Bad Guys is the more entertaining tale.

The racism and acceptance message of Zootopia falls a little flat.

Bad Guys is also not Disney.

And it has less copaganda.

*Sonic is practically vibrating with excitement.* FUCK THE POLICE!

*Tom just sighs.* Sonic, I am the police.

...except for Dad and Wade.

Shout out to Mrs. Wachowski for taking "fuck the police" literally. *Sonic and Shadow are trying to hold their laughter.*

Occasionnally, but the films are bad now. They are not what they used to be.

*Sonic playfully boops Shadow's nose.* You can thank Disney for that.

Disney buys franchises and then they slowly ruin them. Pixar, Star Wars and Marvel has never been the same since Disney bought them.

Pah! They can barely make good films for themselves.

*It's morning, the laptop sat on the desk. Several hours ago, it was turned on, but now it wasn't and Shadow was asleep, using the desk as a pillow. Sonic and Shadow had been working all night on a PowerPoint for English class.* Shit shit shit! I must've conked out at some point during the night. Shit! Shadow!

*Sonic tried, he really did, to scoop Shadow up without jostling him, but Shadow stirred and let out a sleepy whine.* I'm awake-

Nice try, but no. *Sonic delicately tucked Shadow in bed.* Go back to sleep, I'll ask Maddie for an extension on this thing.

*Shadow didn't need to be told twice, he immediately passed out the moment his head met the pillow. Sonic left the room and gently closed the door.* Okay so, I used to pull a lot of all-nighters trying to play hero before I met my brothers. Shadow has already mentioned having pulled several in a row when he was initially brought here.

Hedgehog, why are we whispering? *Tails and Knuckles have joined Sonic. Sonic wordlessly motioned his head to his closed door.*

Shadow? *Sonic nodded.* Anyway, since we're here, I usually pull all-nighters when I get carried away in making an invention.

There is no strength in dismissing your body's needs, brothers.

But he's my knight.

See? Now that's more accurate.

I fear having the blue hedgehog as a knight would doom the entire kingdom.

Wow! Betrayed by my own brothers. *Sonic pauses for a minute.* The jingling of the bells on this outfit is getting on my nerves.

It's alright, Sonic, I still love you. *Shadow laughs.* Shall we go to our quarters, my dear jester.

*Sonic playfully rolls his eyes.* You're enjoying this too much.