#wachowski asks

they’re face to face with none other than a replica of Sonic, who appears to be pregnant, a Shadow, a Tails and Ria the hedgehog

to them they look exactly the same, a scary similarity*

-@askthesonicgang

*They all hit the ground with a thud. Everyone is fine and uninjured (ignoring Tom's very real broken arm). A wave of pain thrummed through Shadow from the impact. Everyone is confused. Sonic helps Shadow get back on his feet, Knuckle and Maddie do the same for whoever is nearest to them.*

*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?

*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.

What sort of question is that?

I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.

SHOW ME!

...dammit Shadow.

*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!

YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!

AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!

At least it wasn't Disney!

Ah well sure, I suppose I can.

Like what you're seeing, Sonic?

I'm married.

*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.

This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.

*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.

Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~

*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.

And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*

It's... a long story. To put it simply, Maria had what they called hyperkinetic reaction of childhood, better known as Attention Deficit and Hyperactivity Disorder. I don't know how or when it started, but I remember she needed comfort and I simply started to doing that. Said it reminded her of her cat so I kept doing it.

It became a habit, didn't it?

I am the youngest of two older brothers. It's both the bane of my existence and the best shit ever.

Tom, your brothers are lunatics.

I'm more than aware. It takes about an entire morning to just convince the boys to get out of their hiding spots when we go visit them.

You do know that is not normal right?

*Tom sighs and nods. The boys take over the stream. They are sitting in the attic.* Well it can get hectic and with Knuckles, privacy doesn't exist unless we lock the doors and he can literally break doors. I care about Tails and Knucks, but I also miss not being flung through a wall for any minor inconvenience. Also having brothers is fun because I can draw them as fish and it's the most hilarious shit ever.

Until you get thrown through a wall. Anyway, being the youngest means I get away with more than what Knucks and Sonic get away with and that's fun.

That's just annoying as fuck, it's not even a benefit to having siblings to me.

Agreed, hedgehog.

I also get scary older brothers privileges.

As the eldest, it is my duty to protect the youngest members of the tribe. It is a very important duty that I take seriously.