#rouge answer

I'm married.

*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.

This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.

*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.

Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~

*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.

And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*

I am not letting him go.

I don’t think thats what they meant, hon. I think they meant you have to let him go a little bit. *Rouge smiles menacingly at the camera* Right, fans?

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*Sonic is back in the garden after having lunch with Tails. He’s standing in the open gateway, a hand on the post*

It’s just one step. One step can’t hurt, right?

Zootopia or Bad Guys?

*Sonic is licking the top of Shadow's head and listening to Shadow purr in contentment. He doesn't even look at the camera.* I'm gonna go with Bad Guys.

Mm. Agreed.

I find Bad Guys more fun than Zootopia.

Bad Guys is the more entertaining tale.

The racism and acceptance message of Zootopia falls a little flat.

Bad Guys is also not Disney.

And it has less copaganda.

*Sonic is practically vibrating with excitement.* FUCK THE POLICE!

*Tom just sighs.* Sonic, I am the police.

...except for Dad and Wade.

Shout out to Mrs. Wachowski for taking "fuck the police" literally. *Sonic and Shadow are trying to hold their laughter.*

*Sonic walks towards the tire swing attached to a tree in the yard with two leaf blowers in his hands.* Shadow, you're about to witness history.

I do not think turning yourself into a hedgehog shaped fidget spinner is considered history, but you do that. I will have a laugh when you inevitably stumble off the swing.

Mean to me.

Uh I know Dad had a leaf blower in the garage, but where did the second one come from?

*Sonic settles on the tire swing.* I borrowed it from Wade. He wouldn't mind, right?

You will hurt yourself, Blue.

Shh just let him do this.

*Sonic starts the leaf blowers and it immediately makes the tire swing spin at full speed. Shadow and Rouge are laughing. Tails is trying to hold back his laughs and failing. After a while of spinning, Sonic stumbles off of the swing. Shadow helps him walk.* Whew, history made.

Don't throw up.

Who me? Please, I am not that weak- *Sonic hunches over.* Blegh!

*Knuckles facepalms.* I have not a single clue of what compelled you to do this, Hedgehog.

I did enjoy Pokémon Legends Arceus.

Legends Z-A was fun.

The new Tomodachi is very entertaining.

Rouge, you made Shadow and I in the game and had our Miis get married and have kids.

Sonic, you did the same thing.

*Sonic clamps his hands around Shadow's mouth to shut him up.* Hush.

*Shadow bites Sonic's hand and it immediately starts a chase around the house.*

That is not a terrible idea, Darling. *Shadow walks in the Mean Bean Café and orders a latte.* Ah Handsome, just the hedgehog I was looking for.

*Shadow turns to her and tilts his head.* Yes?

Take a seat, Hun. We gotta discuss something.

*Shadow growls and sits down.* Stop being so cryptic and tell me what you want, Bat.

Well, humor me a little, Handsome. How did you and Blue get together?

I will be completely honest with you, Rouge, I have no idea. When we first met I was trying to kill him, then I almost killed Tom, we fought a little and then I asked him to kill me.

*Rouge raised a brow.* Does anyone in Blue's family have a normal love story?

You'd have better luck asking Tom and Maddie for advice. Do not under any circumstances ask Rachel for advice. She chased Walters and her spouse down with a golf kart on her wedding day and that was apparently enough to have the guy fall in love with her.

I'm not asking Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski to give me dating advice to date their son. Are you crazy? *Rouge exclaimed, looking at Shadow with an incredulous expression on her face.* What about Stone?

Stone's previous love life was a one-sided attraction to the Professor's grandson who was an annoying, self-centered dickhead. You do not want dating advice from Stone.

*Rouge and Shadow are hanging out at The Mean Bean. Sonic was ice fishing with Tom.*

Oh hi darling, I am thinking of taking Big Red on a date even if we aren't actually dating, mayhaps he'd let me see the Master Emerald he has been hiding from me.

Rouge! *Shadow gently smacks Rouge's arm.* That is a very shallow reason to date someone.

What about you, Handsome? You and Blue got any plans for Valentines Day?

We're going to run to San Francisco and race each other down the railings of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sounds like fun.

Sonic also wants to use the Master Emerald and just sit on the moon and watch sunrise again.

Oh so Big Red allows you and Blue to use the Master Emerald's power, but he immediately makes a fuss the moment I want to see it? *Rouge huffs and pouts.* Talk about double standards.

*Shadow just narrows his eyes.* I know what you are, Rouge.

*Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Rouge and Knuckles are at the baseball field.*

Well there's still snow and the ground is very wet and muddy so it's not ideal, but sure, we'll play along.

We get three balls to bat each, boys.

*Sonic raises his bat.* Shads, gimme your best shot.

*Shadow smirks and throws the first ball towards Sonic. It's a regular hit. The second ball flies towards Sonic and it's a home run. The last one is also a regular hit. Shadow and Sonic switch spots, Shadow cracks his knuckles.* My turn.

*Sonic throws the balls towards Shadow, one at a time. Every single one of them are homeruns. Sonic looks a little annoyed as he and Shadow run to the sidelines, making mud fly everywhere.* Show off.