#togane

†𝙿𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 2 - 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝 ⸸

Mika: "Togane has been fake tasking all the ti-"

Tougane took a mouthful of the whiskey and bent down to seal their lips together and pour the liquid into Ginoza’s mouth. Ginoza’s eyes widened, but swallowed the pills and the alcohol, throat burning.

**Spoilers for season 2, but nothing on manga...

1. Saiga + Eren: the guy who knows everything and the guy... who doesn’t

Saiga: *to Annie* You’re a Titan.

Saiga: *to Ymir* You’re a Titan.

Saiga: *to Reiner and Bredholt* Yup, Titans.

Eren: B-BUT HOW

Saiga: Saved y’all six episodes.

2. Togane + Historia: pretends to be someone they’re not

Historia: Well, I pretended to be someone else for the benefit of others. Can you say the same for yourself?

Togane: Yes, holding back all the clues about the history of the walls was clearly for the benefit of others.

Historia: Y-you don’t know that yet. It hasn’t been revealed!

Togane: Pity your story goes so much slower than ours.

3. Nanaba + Aoyanagi: the sacrifice

Nanaba: Yo what

Aoyanagi: Definitely feeling unappreciated here.

4. Connie + Mika: the guy who is obsessed with something that doesn’t seem plot relevant but is

Mika: We’re just smart.

Connie: Exactly.

Connie: I just wish the attention wasn’t so quickly switched onto other things.

Mika: Like Titans attacking? That seems pretty important.

Connie: And convenient way to delay the reveal of the secret!!

5. Ymir + Kagari: the guy who is deeper than he seems

Ymir: To be honest, I’m just, like, 100% gay.

Ymir: Being a Titan is just an added benefit.

Kagari: I mean, I guess I’m more than just comic humor.

Kagari: But not having a Titan identity deep!

Ymir: I feel you judging me.

Kagari: Nah, you’re cool. I mean, have you met Inspector Shimotsuki? Sheesh! That girl -

Ymir: - is gay for Yayoi? I know.

Kagari: Dang, you really are what you say.

6. Levi + Ginoza: the asshole guy who later turns out to be pretty human

Levi: No.

Ginoza: No.

7. Hange + Makishima: a bit too curious

Hange: And unappreciated.

Makishima: Oh speak for yourself. I feel much appreciation from Kogami.

Kogami: That’s disgust.

Makishima: He has trouble with his emotions at times.

8. Mikasa + Akane: keeps protags in check

Mikasa: Eren!!!

Akane: KOGAMI-SAN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DISOBEY ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL USE THE DOMINATOR ON YOU

9. Reiner + Kamui: asked and (tried to) receive

Reiner: All I asked was for Eren to join me!

Kamui: Yeah, AFTER you tried to exterminate humanity!

Reiner: But he’s a Titan!

Kamui: He’s a main character. They don’t think like us bad guys!

Reiner: Well, couldn’t someone have told us sooner?

Bredholt: I TRIED TO STOP YOU

10. Armin + Kogami: the guy who figures literally everything out

Eren: That’s a win for us, right?

Kogami: Well, from my story, you learn that ‘win’ comes from loss. So just be careful, okay?

Armin: Got it!

Kogami: Although I did read some of your manga and found that you-

Akane: NO SPOILERS

1. Akane

Akane: Ignore it. Focus on the positive things. Or the mission.

Akane: Basically, do what Kogami-san would do.

Ginoza: I have literally never heard anyone say that before.

Akane: With less drama and murder, of course.

Ginoza: Gosh, that addition makes it all okay, I guess.

2. Kogami

Kogami: Do what Inspector Tsunemori would do. Power it through.

Kagari: That’s so romantic!!

Ginoza: ...

Ginoza: Am I the only who sees the problem here?

Mika: No, no, I see it too.

Mika: An Inspector listening to an Enforcer - yuuuck

Kagari: GINO-SAN do you ever follow my advice??

Ginoza: Your advice of standing upside down while drinking water to help my anxiety?

Kagari: YEAH

Ginoza: *muttering to himself* Why is it always me??

3. Mika

Mika: Pretend it isn’t there.

Kagari: Hi!!

Mika: It’s hard sometimes.

4. Ginoza

Ginoza: Changing my identity and breaking any bonds with my family worked pretty well.

Therapist: Have we covered nothing

5. Aoyanagi

Aoyanagi: Gosh, I would have loved a chance to be disappointed before I died.

Aoyanagi: *glares at her Enforcers*

Enforcers: Please don’t haunt us!!

Aoyanagi: *sigh* Well, you guys did follow your orders. And did do your best. I guess I’m just disappointed with myself.

Enforcer 1: *nudging closer* Do you want to talk about it?

Aoyanagi: No GET BACK TO WORK

Enforcers: YES MA’AM

6. Kagari

Kagari: My Kagari-fifth edition dictionary doesn’t have a word like disappointment!

Mika: That explains so much.

Kagari: Neither does it have stuck-up, whiny bitch and yet you’re here.

Mika: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

7. Togane

Togane: This is severely awkward...

Mika: But very, very, well deserved.

8. Kamui

Kamui: Try being the big bad of the season and having some random more evil-looking dude come and steal the spotlight!!!

Togane: Okay, I’m feeling better now.

Kamui: THIS IS MY SECTION GET OUT

Togane: Sorry, sorry.

9. Makishima

Makishima: One time I ordered online some new clothes for myself and found out that I accidentally ordered yellow pants instead of white! I nearly fainted!

Kogami: *fake gasp* NO WAY

Makishima: Yes! It was the worst moment of my life!

Kogami: How did you ever deal!

Makishima: Through pure perseverance, my friend.

Kogami: Say, do you think I’d look good in yellow?

Makishima: Don’t ruin our black-white imagery!!

Kogami: Just asking! You still have the yellow pants, don’t you?

*later*

Akane: Kogami-san, are those... yellow pants....

Kogami: Sexy, aren’t I?

Akane: Ginoza-san, can I change my response to ‘Do the opposite of what Kogami-san does’?

Ginoza: For the sake of my Psycho-Pass and sanity, I was hoping you’d say that.

10. Sibyl

Akane: Let me guess - you’re disappointed with me!

Akane: Have you ever tried to stop a moving vehicle without getting hit?  THAT’S WHAT KOGAMI-SAN WAS

Akane: A fast-moving, swift, gorgeous in yellow, sexy CAR!!!

Akane: ... I didn’t mean the last part...

Akane: ...I mean...

Akane: Well, I better go! Lots of work to do!